[Verse 1] [G] [A#] [G] [F] [F#] [G] [A#] [G] [F] [F#] This o[G]ne time,[A#][G][F][F#] I was [G]running through the f[A#]ields[G][F][F#] When I [G]came across a d[A#]ead guy[G][F][F#] With a [G]letter in his h[A#]and,[G][F][F#] So I s[G]canned it[A#],[G][F][F#] And though the [G]grammar was ok[A#]ay,[G][F][F#] There was s[G]uch a lack of...