[Verse 1]
[G] [A#] [G] [F] [F#]
[G] [A#] [G] [F] [F#]
This o[G]ne time,[A#][G][F][F#]
I was [G]running through the f[A#]ields[G][F][F#]
When I [G]came across a d[A#]ead guy[G][F][F#]
With a [G]letter in his h[A#]and,[G][F][F#]
So I s[G]canned it[A#],[G][F][F#]
And though the [G]grammar was ok[A#]ay,[G][F][F#]
There was s[G]uch a lack of p[A#]urpose[G][F][F#]
That it was d[G]ifficult to care, but anyway
[Chorus]
[A#]Hidden in the mess of [C#]letters l[G]ies the a[D]wful tr[G]uth,
Yeah, that [A#]Emma's mum and dad use [A]plastic f[G]orks.
Yeah, [A#]nothing in this world can [C#]take her [G]common s[D]hame a[G]way,
Yeah, 'cause[A#] Emma's mum and dad use p[A]lastic forks.
[Verse 2]
[G] [A#] [G] [F] [F#]
[G] [A#] [G] [F] [F#]
The n[G]ext da[A#]y (abou[G]t ten o[F]'clo[F#]ck)
It was [G]playing on my m[A#]ind (we[G]ll, I s[F]ay i[F#]t was)
So I e[G]dited it for c[A#]ontext ([G]good jo[F]b)[F#]
Till there was [G]nothing fit to print, but anyway
[Chorus 2]
[A#]Hidden in the mess of [C#]letters l[G]ies the a[D]wful tr[G]uth,
Yeah, that [A#]Emma's mum and dad use [A]plastic f[G]orks.
Woah, but [A#]nothing in this world can [C#]take her [G]common s[D]hame a[G]way,
Yeah, 'cause[A#] Emma's mum and dad use p[A]lastic forks.
[Bridge]
[G]
[G]
[G]Maybe it's an old clichA?, but sometimes [G]things are better left expected.
[G]You let your manatee down and then you dr[G]own: that's just the way with nature.
[G]I've been here once or twice before with [G]better hair, and let me tell you,
[G]Only the good die young, except for wh[G]en they don't, it's not exactly fai[G]r.
[Outro]
[A#] Yeah yeah yeah yeah, it'll n[A#]ever be a [A]king[Ab]dom's s[G]hare.
[A#] Yeah yeah yeah yeah, it'll n[A#]ever be a [A]king[Ab]dom's s[G]hare.
[A#] Yeah yeah yeah yeah, it'll n[A#]ever be a [A]king[Ab]dom's s[G]hare.
[A#] Yeah yeah yeah yeah, it'll n[A#]ever be a [A]king[Ab]dom's s[G]hare.
[G] [A#] [G] [F] [F#]
[G] [A#] [G] [F] [F#]
This o[G]ne time,[A#][G][F][F#]
I was [G]running through the f[A#]ields[G][F][F#]
When I [G]came across a d[A#]ead guy[G][F][F#]
With a [G]letter in his h[A#]and,[G][F][F#]
So I s[G]canned it[A#],[G][F][F#]
And though the [G]grammar was ok[A#]ay,[G][F][F#]
There was s[G]uch a lack of p[A#]urpose[G][F][F#]
That it was d[G]ifficult to care, but anyway
[Chorus]
[A#]Hidden in the mess of [C#]letters l[G]ies the a[D]wful tr[G]uth,
Yeah, that [A#]Emma's mum and dad use [A]plastic f[G]orks.
Yeah, [A#]nothing in this world can [C#]take her [G]common s[D]hame a[G]way,
Yeah, 'cause[A#] Emma's mum and dad use p[A]lastic forks.
[Verse 2]
[G] [A#] [G] [F] [F#]
[G] [A#] [G] [F] [F#]
The n[G]ext da[A#]y (abou[G]t ten o[F]'clo[F#]ck)
It was [G]playing on my m[A#]ind (we[G]ll, I s[F]ay i[F#]t was)
So I e[G]dited it for c[A#]ontext ([G]good jo[F]b)[F#]
Till there was [G]nothing fit to print, but anyway
[Chorus 2]
[A#]Hidden in the mess of [C#]letters l[G]ies the a[D]wful tr[G]uth,
Yeah, that [A#]Emma's mum and dad use [A]plastic f[G]orks.
Woah, but [A#]nothing in this world can [C#]take her [G]common s[D]hame a[G]way,
Yeah, 'cause[A#] Emma's mum and dad use p[A]lastic forks.
[Bridge]
[G]
[G]
[G]Maybe it's an old clichA?, but sometimes [G]things are better left expected.
[G]You let your manatee down and then you dr[G]own: that's just the way with nature.
[G]I've been here once or twice before with [G]better hair, and let me tell you,
[G]Only the good die young, except for wh[G]en they don't, it's not exactly fai[G]r.
[Outro]
[A#] Yeah yeah yeah yeah, it'll n[A#]ever be a [A]king[Ab]dom's s[G]hare.
[A#] Yeah yeah yeah yeah, it'll n[A#]ever be a [A]king[Ab]dom's s[G]hare.
[A#] Yeah yeah yeah yeah, it'll n[A#]ever be a [A]king[Ab]dom's s[G]hare.
[A#] Yeah yeah yeah yeah, it'll n[A#]ever be a [A]king[Ab]dom's s[G]hare.
