somebody please slip me a hand [E]seems that i'm too drunk too stand [F#m]go out everynight try to feel all right [D]try to find someone who under[A]stands [A]someone's out here to bring me home [E]don't wanna ring your telephone [F#m]seems you're(?) getting old i'm not getting younger [D]don't know what i'm doing any[A]more [A]If I will...