[F]Wait just a minute could we turn the lights out? 'Cause [Dm]I like me best in the [Bb]dark [F]And, after we finish could you stick around So that [Dm]voice in my [Bb]head doesn't [F]start saying   "I [F]never should've gone there And [Bb]taken off my clothes [F]Let you find out what I [Bb]already know That [C]I'm still the punchline Of...