E F G e--0-----0-----0--- b--0-----0-----0--- g--1-----2-----4--- d--2-----4-----6--- a--x-----x-----x--- e--x-----x-----x--- Hello [E]Dan, it's [F]Joe here, I [G]hope you're keeping [F]well It[E]'s the 21st of Dec[F]ember, a[G]nd now they're ringing the last b[F]ell If [A]I get good beh[B]aviour, [A]I'll be out of here by Ju[B]ly [E]Won't...