Song: Hitchhiker Joe Band: The Rugburns C5: x32013 A7: x02223 intro: G - A7 - C5 - D, G - A7 - C5 - D [G]Don't pick up [A7]Hitchhiker Joe [C5]He'll slit your throat and [D]cut off your big toe (I tell you) [G]He'll make you smile from [A7]ear to ear Gonna [C5]lock you in the trunk for [D]ninety-nine years Don't do it now Bum, bum bum...