My [G]name's in the [G/F#]paper where[Em] I took the [D]boy scouts to [C]hike[C/B][Am][Am/G]
My [D]hands're all dirty from working on my little boy's [G]bike[G/F#][Em][D]
The [G]preacher came [G/F#]by and I [Em]talked for a [D]minute with [C]him[C/B][Am][Am/G]
My [D]wife's in the kitchen and Margie's at the Lincoln Park [G]Inn
And I know why she's [Em]there I've been there be[G]fore
But [A]I made a promise that I wouldn't cheat any[D]more
I [G]tried to ig[G/F#]nore it but [Em]I know she's [D]in there my [C]friend[C/B][Am][Am/G]
My [D]mind's on a number and Margie's at the Lincoln Park [G]Inn
Next Sunday it's my turn to speak to the young people's class
They expect answers to all of the questions they ask
What would they say if I spoke of the modern day sins
And all of the Margies at all of the Lincoln Park Inns
Key Change to A
The [A]bike is all [A/G#]fixed and my [F#m]little boy's [F#m/A]in bed a[D]sleep[D/C#][D/B][D/A]
His [E]little old puppy is curled in a ball at my [A]feet
My [A]wife's baking [A/G#]cookies to [F#m]feed to the [F#m/A]Bridge Club a[D]gain
I'm al[E]most out of cigarettes and Margie's at the Lincoln Park [D]Inn
Bridge
My [D]hands're all dirty from working on my little boy's [G]bike[G/F#][Em][D]
The [G]preacher came [G/F#]by and I [Em]talked for a [D]minute with [C]him[C/B][Am][Am/G]
My [D]wife's in the kitchen and Margie's at the Lincoln Park [G]Inn
And I know why she's [Em]there I've been there be[G]fore
But [A]I made a promise that I wouldn't cheat any[D]more
I [G]tried to ig[G/F#]nore it but [Em]I know she's [D]in there my [C]friend[C/B][Am][Am/G]
My [D]mind's on a number and Margie's at the Lincoln Park [G]Inn
Next Sunday it's my turn to speak to the young people's class
They expect answers to all of the questions they ask
What would they say if I spoke of the modern day sins
And all of the Margies at all of the Lincoln Park Inns
Key Change to A
The [A]bike is all [A/G#]fixed and my [F#m]little boy's [F#m/A]in bed a[D]sleep[D/C#][D/B][D/A]
His [E]little old puppy is curled in a ball at my [A]feet
My [A]wife's baking [A/G#]cookies to [F#m]feed to the [F#m/A]Bridge Club a[D]gain
I'm al[E]most out of cigarettes and Margie's at the Lincoln Park [D]Inn
Bridge