My [G]name's in the [G/F#]paper where[Em] I took the [D]boy scouts to [C]hike[C/B][Am][Am/G] My [D]hands're all dirty from working on my little boy's [G]bike[G/F#][Em][D] The [G]preacher came [G/F#]by and I [Em]talked for a [D]minute with [C]him[C/B][Am][Am/G] My [D]wife's in the kitchen and Margie's at the Lincoln Park [G]Inn And I know why...