[A]I get up on Sundays a-b[D]out eight fif-te[A]en [A]Just to get the pa[D]per that I never r[A]ead [A]Cause I know she'll be there ba[D]rely in her r[A]obe [A]Sittin' on her front porch pa[D]inting on her to[A]es Her husband alw[E]ays on the road CHORUS: Hey M[A]rs. Steven Ru[D]by you don't kn[E]ow what you do t[D]o me [D]Every night I...