[A]I get up on Sundays a-b[D]out eight fif-te[A]en
[A]Just to get the pa[D]per that I never r[A]ead
[A]Cause I know she'll be there ba[D]rely in her r[A]obe
[A]Sittin' on her front porch pa[D]inting on her to[A]es
Her husband alw[E]ays on the road
CHORUS:
Hey M[A]rs. Steven Ru[D]by you don't kn[E]ow what you do t[D]o me
[D]Every night I dr[E]eam one day of be[D]ing with y[A]ou
Hey M[A]rs. Steven Ru[D]dy you'[E]re the neighborhood's be[D]auty
[A] [D] [E]
[A]But that wedding ring's as ugly as your husband is to
you
[A] [A] [E] [D] [A] [A] [E] [D]
[A]Sometimes Mrs. Rudy calls cr[D]ying late at ni[A]ght
[A]Cause he and Mr. Ug[D]ly have had another fi[A]ght
[A]We talk awhile I hear her smile th[D]en she says thank[A]
you
[A]I tell her that she's we[D]lcome like any fr[E]iend would d[A]o
I on[E]ly wish that she knew
Go to chorus
[A] [A] [A] [E] [A] [A] [A] [A] [E] [A] [D] [A]
I-mag-i-na-tion, in-fat-u-a-tion I'm what she deserves
[A] [A] [A] [E] [A] [A] [A] [A] [E] [A] [D][A]
I w[E]on-der if she thinks a-bout me the way I think
about her
Go to chorus, chorus, ending
ENDING:
Vamp on A A D E for this whole ending
Awwww Mrs. Rudy that wedding ring is ugly to me
As your husband is to you
Mrs. Rudy Don't know don't know what you do to me
[A]Just to get the pa[D]per that I never r[A]ead
[A]Cause I know she'll be there ba[D]rely in her r[A]obe
[A]Sittin' on her front porch pa[D]inting on her to[A]es
Her husband alw[E]ays on the road
CHORUS:
Hey M[A]rs. Steven Ru[D]by you don't kn[E]ow what you do t[D]o me
[D]Every night I dr[E]eam one day of be[D]ing with y[A]ou
Hey M[A]rs. Steven Ru[D]dy you'[E]re the neighborhood's be[D]auty
[A] [D] [E]
[A]But that wedding ring's as ugly as your husband is to
you
[A] [A] [E] [D] [A] [A] [E] [D]
[A]Sometimes Mrs. Rudy calls cr[D]ying late at ni[A]ght
[A]Cause he and Mr. Ug[D]ly have had another fi[A]ght
[A]We talk awhile I hear her smile th[D]en she says thank[A]
you
[A]I tell her that she's we[D]lcome like any fr[E]iend would d[A]o
I on[E]ly wish that she knew
Go to chorus
[A] [A] [A] [E] [A] [A] [A] [A] [E] [A] [D] [A]
I-mag-i-na-tion, in-fat-u-a-tion I'm what she deserves
[A] [A] [A] [E] [A] [A] [A] [A] [E] [A] [D][A]
I w[E]on-der if she thinks a-bout me the way I think
about her
Go to chorus, chorus, ending
ENDING:
Vamp on A A D E for this whole ending
Awwww Mrs. Rudy that wedding ring is ugly to me
As your husband is to you
Mrs. Rudy Don't know don't know what you do to me