D/G: 3 0 0 [2] [3] [3] (Capo 5) If the g[G]ood Lord wanted fast food I [Cadd9]know just what He'd e[G]at Not Ta[G]co Bell, the Pizza Hut Or [D/G]even Mickey D's 'Cause c[Em7]lowns have always s[F#7]cared Him Just t[G]rust me I can [Cadd9]tell But there's s[Cadd9]omething about that upright cow Who n[D]eeds to learn to...