Chord/Tab song: Why Won't Asians Have Sex With Me?

Capo 4 C,G,AM,F

[C]Why wont asians [G]have sex whit me, [AM]im really good at maths and i [F]love Bruce Lee.

[C]I want you to be my[G] fotunecookie, ohh [AM]why wont asian girls ever [F]hook up whit me.

[C]Im the kind of guy [G]with a long sexuall past, [AM]get so much ass my[F] cock needs a cast.
[C]Sex all the time it [G]gets so messy, i[AM] fuck more bitches the u[F]ncle jessie.
[C]But when it comes to a sertain [G]type of rais you a[AM]sian girls spraymaisin my
[F]face. [G]
[C]I do not understand w[G]hat im doing wrong t[AM]hats why i wrote you asian girls
[F]this special song.

[C]why wont asians [G]have sex whit me, i[AM] play the violin and i l[F]ove sushi, [C]i
would like to performe some b[G]ukake ohh w[AM]hy wont asian girls ever h[F]ook up with me.

[C]Met my first asian [G]when i was only thr[AM]ee first day at nersery her name[F] was
kim lee. [C]I crawld over quick to [G]show her my thing, i[AM] got more love for her
than there are pe[F]ople in bejing, i[C]m like, whats wrong baby why your[G] being so
shitty? At[AM] least let me play with your He[F]llo kitty. She [C]said no no no you
[G]makin me sick
as she gon[AM]e into her moms suit up honda [F]civic, [C]honda civic h[G]oooonda[AM] ci[F]vic.

[C]Is it cuz im taller then[G] five three, or [AM]is it cuz theres hair on my
[F]body? I[C]s it cuz i dont like to drink[G] sakke whine that you ne[AM]ver ever ever
love me [F]long time.
[C]Is it cuz im eastern euro[G]...peaan and im not s[AM]ure if ur japanese c[F]hinese or

korean.

[C]Is it cuz rarely go to the[G] barber that u t[AM]reat my heart like it was pearl
[F]harbore.

[C]Just becuz i live in my [G]moms garage there are [AM]no happy endings at my a[F]sian
massage. [C]I love you girls from [G]japan and manilla but you [AM]run away from me
like i was[F] freggin godzilla.
[C]If i was fit and a litt[G]le bit leaner i could m[AM]aybe kiss the asians at my
lok[F]al dry-kleaner.
[C]But untill that day happends [G]utill that day comes [AM]ill
never get my hand on my a[F]sian love.
[C]If you love me baby my [G]love will go far i [AM]will even let you ride me like [F]i
was a car.
[C]But i will be carefull ill [G]hold on taight cuz i see[AM]n you girls drive before
an[F]d its not a pretty saight.

Cuz your asian.

[C]Why wont asians h[G]ave sex whit me all[AM] i really want is asian pus[F]sy, [C]i try and
i try but [G]i never succseed ohhh w[AM]hy wont asian girls ever h[F]ook up with me.

[C]Lick my balls....