Intro: G
Verse 1:
[G]i like whiskey, you like wine
you're the kind of woman that's so refined
i like horses, you like gin
I told you never come around here again
[Em]up and down, up and down
[A]hot and cold, square and round
[C]I never knew that smile could make [G]somebody frown
[Em]cats and dogs, wet and dry
[A]you're the cactus of my eye
[C]i bet that you can make a grown man cry[G]
Instrumental: G
Verse 2:
[G]you like boys, i like girls
get you on the dancefloor takin' for a whirl
i know what you're looking for
so turn yourself a round and find the door
[Em]black and white, left and right
[A]hugs and kisses, had a bar fight
[C]you and me will be day and night[G]
[Em]North and south, east and west
[A]i like the way you wear that dress
[C]you always try to be your worst to be your best[G]
Chorus:
[Em]whooahooahoaa if i tol[A]d you, i could hold you
[D/F#]would you play nice? or [G]just sta[D/F#]rt a fight?
[C]but we're so far apart, differe[D/F#]nt heads and different hearts
[G]You're always at the end[D/F#] before i start[C]
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul
Verse 3:
[G]i'm like ice, you're like fire
i'm a lil' lamb, and you're barbed wire
i'm like rubber, you're like glue
what you want aint gonna come true
[Em]tight and loose, father goose
[A]i'm acute and you're obtuse
[C]you're the hangman pulling[G] on my noose
[Em]early, late, small and great
[A]good and bad, and love and hate
[C]lock up all your doors and[G] close your gate
Chorus:
[Em]whooahooahoaa if i tol[A]d you, i could hold you
[D/F#]would you play nice?[G] or just[D/F#] start a fight?
[C]but we're so far apart, differe[D/F#]nt heads and different hearts
[G]You're always at the end[D/F#] before i start[C]
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul
Verse 4:
[G]girl you take my breath away,
go ahead and suffocate
i wanna treat you like a queen
i'd send you to the guillotine
[Em]call me crazy - ok fine
[A]i wish that i could make you mine
[C]i'm bloomingdales and you're the[G] Five and Dime
[Em]Call me stupid - yes you are!
[A]don't care 'bout your daddy's car
[C]and I don't like coors light or [G]PBR
Chorus:
[Em]whooahooahoaa if i tol[A]d you, i could hold you
[D/F#]would you play nice? o[G]r just s[D/F#]tart a fight?
[C]but we're so far apart, differe[D/F#]nt heads and different hearts
[G]You're always at the end[D/F#] before i start[C]
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul
Outro: stay on G
Verse 1:
[G]i like whiskey, you like wine
you're the kind of woman that's so refined
i like horses, you like gin
I told you never come around here again
[Em]up and down, up and down
[A]hot and cold, square and round
[C]I never knew that smile could make [G]somebody frown
[Em]cats and dogs, wet and dry
[A]you're the cactus of my eye
[C]i bet that you can make a grown man cry[G]
Instrumental: G
Verse 2:
[G]you like boys, i like girls
get you on the dancefloor takin' for a whirl
i know what you're looking for
so turn yourself a round and find the door
[Em]black and white, left and right
[A]hugs and kisses, had a bar fight
[C]you and me will be day and night[G]
[Em]North and south, east and west
[A]i like the way you wear that dress
[C]you always try to be your worst to be your best[G]
Chorus:
[Em]whooahooahoaa if i tol[A]d you, i could hold you
[D/F#]would you play nice? or [G]just sta[D/F#]rt a fight?
[C]but we're so far apart, differe[D/F#]nt heads and different hearts
[G]You're always at the end[D/F#] before i start[C]
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul
Verse 3:
[G]i'm like ice, you're like fire
i'm a lil' lamb, and you're barbed wire
i'm like rubber, you're like glue
what you want aint gonna come true
[Em]tight and loose, father goose
[A]i'm acute and you're obtuse
[C]you're the hangman pulling[G] on my noose
[Em]early, late, small and great
[A]good and bad, and love and hate
[C]lock up all your doors and[G] close your gate
Chorus:
[Em]whooahooahoaa if i tol[A]d you, i could hold you
[D/F#]would you play nice?[G] or just[D/F#] start a fight?
[C]but we're so far apart, differe[D/F#]nt heads and different hearts
[G]You're always at the end[D/F#] before i start[C]
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul
Verse 4:
[G]girl you take my breath away,
go ahead and suffocate
i wanna treat you like a queen
i'd send you to the guillotine
[Em]call me crazy - ok fine
[A]i wish that i could make you mine
[C]i'm bloomingdales and you're the[G] Five and Dime
[Em]Call me stupid - yes you are!
[A]don't care 'bout your daddy's car
[C]and I don't like coors light or [G]PBR
Chorus:
[Em]whooahooahoaa if i tol[A]d you, i could hold you
[D/F#]would you play nice? o[G]r just s[D/F#]tart a fight?
[C]but we're so far apart, differe[D/F#]nt heads and different hearts
[G]You're always at the end[D/F#] before i start[C]
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul
Outro: stay on G