Doo doo, doo doo, do[C]o doo, do[G]o-ooh-ooh[F][G][C]
There [C]once was a [G]girl bird named [Am]Gertrude Mc[E]Fuzz
and [F]she had the [C]smallest plain [D7]tail ever [G]was.
One [C]droopy droop [G]feather that's [E]all that she [Am]had.
And [F]oh! That one [C]feather made [F]Ger[G]trude so [C]sad.
She [Bb]curled it. She [A]dyed it. She [Ab]gave it a [C]puff.
She [G]decked it with [Am]flowers but it [Fm]wasn't e[G]nough.
For [C]no matter [G]what, it just [Am]was what it [F]was:
A [F]tail that [G]simply [C]wasn't [Am]meant
to [F]catch the [G]eye of an [C]ele[Am]phant,
the [F]one feather [C]tail of Miss [F]Gertrude [G]Mc[C]Fuzz.
There [C]once was a [G]girl bird named [Am]Gertrude Mc[E]Fuzz
and [F]she had the [C]smallest plain [D7]tail ever [G]was.
One [C]droopy droop [G]feather that's [E]all that she [Am]had.
And [F]oh! That one [C]feather made [F]Ger[G]trude so [C]sad.
She [Bb]curled it. She [A]dyed it. She [Ab]gave it a [C]puff.
She [G]decked it with [Am]flowers but it [Fm]wasn't e[G]nough.
For [C]no matter [G]what, it just [Am]was what it [F]was:
A [F]tail that [G]simply [C]wasn't [Am]meant
to [F]catch the [G]eye of an [C]ele[Am]phant,
the [F]one feather [C]tail of Miss [F]Gertrude [G]Mc[C]Fuzz.
