The Man Who Couldn't Afford To Orgy
[Bb]Pity the poor [F]man, [Bb]pity the [F]sad man
[Bb]Pity the [F]green man, who couldn't [Bb]afford to [F]orgy
[Bb]Pity the [F]policeman, [Bb]pity the [F]snowman
[Bb]Pity the [F]woman, who couldn't [Bb]afford to [F]orgy[G][C][G][C][A][D][A][D]
Good for the postman, good for the con man
Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy
Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut
Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy
If it's a problem, getting together
Leave it alone, it's the easiest way
Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever
Nothing like living real dangerously
Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it
Sorry to mention they couldn't afford to orgy
Seems such a bother, one thing or another
Tempting and teasing, just want an orgy
by: Jos Duarte
jtduarte1@gmail.com
[Bb]Pity the poor [F]man, [Bb]pity the [F]sad man
[Bb]Pity the [F]green man, who couldn't [Bb]afford to [F]orgy
[Bb]Pity the [F]policeman, [Bb]pity the [F]snowman
[Bb]Pity the [F]woman, who couldn't [Bb]afford to [F]orgy[G][C][G][C][A][D][A][D]
Good for the postman, good for the con man
Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy
Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut
Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy
If it's a problem, getting together
Leave it alone, it's the easiest way
Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever
Nothing like living real dangerously
Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it
Sorry to mention they couldn't afford to orgy
Seems such a bother, one thing or another
Tempting and teasing, just want an orgy
by: Jos Duarte
jtduarte1@gmail.com