Chord/Tab song: The Bane of Constance

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[D]'Come now, Vince' she said, 'we can[A]'t continue in this way
[D]Seems to me there's something on you[A]r mind.
Should [D]I accept a ride in a tiny [A]craft about your head
[D]Tell me, Vince, the truth what would I [A]find?'

[G]Horse-drawn yawns upon the driveway, [D]Victory V ice cream in stock
[C]Eintracht Oblong,[G] I should oil my [D]chain.
[G]Our front door is Sagittarius, [D]Tibor's kids are underfed
And [C]Heswall Flower Club,[G] owe me one pound [D]twelve.[A]

[D]This is what you'd find if you wer[A]e in that craft today
[D]Doubtless different were you to re[A]turn.
I [D]would not blame you in the least if [A]you cut short the flight
[D]Make good your escape it's not your c[A]oncern.

[G]Where's the beetroot? Where the ibex[D]? Dubbing mixer Freddie Slade
[C]Alpine lockjaw,[G] it was on the [D]cards.
[G]Can I buy inflatable dic[D]tators anywhere round here?
[C]Iron Age mums are [G]haunting my ca[D]goule.[A][D][G][D][G][D][G][D][A]

[D]Do stew, scoop off the roadkill.[C][G]
[D]Straight sets, jet wash the Viceroy.[C][G]
[D]Sore heel, shte on the back nine. [C][G]
[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.[C][G]

I said [D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.[C] [G]
Come on, [D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.
[C]You're a fine lookin[G]g woman, Mirabelle.
[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.
[C]You still with that [G]chiseller Idris?
[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.
[C]Hey, he's got the ginger beer c[G]oncession outside the British Museum.

[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.
[C]We should go to [G]Halfords some time.
[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.
[C]You and me [G]' not him.
[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.[C][G]
D C G (fade)
Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.