That's Why Tammy Has My Car
CAPO II
INTRO: G D Bm Em A D
I had a [D]little too much to drink last and I [G]burned up the dinette [D]set
And then me and Tammy had a horrible fight about [E7]me getting us in [A]debt
She l[D]ocked me out so I could sleep with the dog and she [G]poured out all of my [D]booze
Later [G]on I heard her [D]sawin' [Bm]logs while me and [Em]Fluffy [A]sang the [D]blues
CHORUS 1:
I'm a[G] moron (he's a moron)
I'm a [D]dummy (he's a dummy)
I'm an [A]irresponsible washout and a [D]debit to my gender
I spend [G]too much time in bars, I let the [D]ae go too [Bm]far
[Em]And that's why [A]Tammy has my [D]car
BREAK: D G D G D Bm Em A D
Lately I've had time on my hands since I quit that pizza place
Seems I'm better with my liver than my other glands and the ground's best friend is my face
Lately I've been drinking out of a bag since Tammy hooked up with that singer
Every now and then they pass me in my Jag and they both throw me the finger
CHORUS 1
SOLO: D G D E A D G D G D Bm G A D
CHORUS 2:
I'm a moron (he's a moron)
I'm a dumbass (he's a dumbass)
I'm an irresponsible washout and a debit to my gender
Now I sleep beneath the stars, and her lawyer's the head of the bar
Anyway, that's why Tammy has my car
Now I [G]sleep beneath the stars, and her [D]lawyer's the head of the [Bm]bar
[Em]That's why some [A]singer has my [D]car
CHORDS without capo:
D E
G A
A B
E7 F#7
Em F#m
Bm C#m
CAPO II
INTRO: G D Bm Em A D
I had a [D]little too much to drink last and I [G]burned up the dinette [D]set
And then me and Tammy had a horrible fight about [E7]me getting us in [A]debt
She l[D]ocked me out so I could sleep with the dog and she [G]poured out all of my [D]booze
Later [G]on I heard her [D]sawin' [Bm]logs while me and [Em]Fluffy [A]sang the [D]blues
CHORUS 1:
I'm a[G] moron (he's a moron)
I'm a [D]dummy (he's a dummy)
I'm an [A]irresponsible washout and a [D]debit to my gender
I spend [G]too much time in bars, I let the [D]ae go too [Bm]far
[Em]And that's why [A]Tammy has my [D]car
BREAK: D G D G D Bm Em A D
Lately I've had time on my hands since I quit that pizza place
Seems I'm better with my liver than my other glands and the ground's best friend is my face
Lately I've been drinking out of a bag since Tammy hooked up with that singer
Every now and then they pass me in my Jag and they both throw me the finger
CHORUS 1
SOLO: D G D E A D G D G D Bm G A D
CHORUS 2:
I'm a moron (he's a moron)
I'm a dumbass (he's a dumbass)
I'm an irresponsible washout and a debit to my gender
Now I sleep beneath the stars, and her lawyer's the head of the bar
Anyway, that's why Tammy has my car
Now I [G]sleep beneath the stars, and her [D]lawyer's the head of the [Bm]bar
[Em]That's why some [A]singer has my [D]car
CHORDS without capo:
D E
G A
A B
E7 F#7
Em F#m
Bm C#m
