[D] I can't help being depressed[F#]
When I look down at my chest[Bm]
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be none[Gm]xistent
[G] How can I ever compete with 34 doub[Gm]le D's?
[D] And I'm rollin my eyes[F#]
When I look down at my thighs[Bm]
They might as well tape everything that I eat[F#],
To my legs[G]
I am too broke for the knife[D]
Too lazy to exercise[A]
But if I had hazel eyes
Maybe I could be fly.
[D]If I had no cellulite
[F#]Big breasts and pockets real wide
[Bm] Then maybe I
Maybe I, I,[A]
I could be so fly.
[D]And if I had a small waist
[F#]I'd make the boys go insane
[Bm]And maybe I
[A]Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.[D]
So[F#] fly ([Bm]3x)[A]
Now li[D]sten
I've got a beautiful soul[F#]
But only 4 people know[Bm]
They've known me since I was 10[G]
Beauty did not matter then[D]
Now that I'm 18 all that matters[F#]
Is sex cars and money[Bm]
I ain't got none of the three[G]
So basically, I am invisible to[D] all of the fellas[F#]
And I sit at home jealous[Bm]
There was no golden ticket[G]
In my chocolate today.[D]
And worst of all
[F#]I'm reminded in the cruelest ways[Bm]
Of how I don't look and I should look[G]
And that's why I say...
[D]If I had no cellulite
[F#]Big breasts and pockets real wide
[Bm] Then maybe I
Maybe I, I,[A]
I could be so fly.
[D]And if I had a small waist
[F#]I'd make the boys go insane
[Bm]And maybe I
[A]Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.[D]
So[F#] fly ([Bm]x6)[A]
[F#] So basically all I need[F#]
Is to be everything but me[Bm]
Colored contacts
Liposuctio[G]n
And breast implants[F#]
Somehow that don't make much sense[F#]
I must be out of my head[Bm]
If I think, that I am governed by ma[G]terial things.
So[D] I decided I'm[F#]
The definition of fly[Bm]
And if you want to know why[G]
I know what money can't buy [D]
Don't go believing the hype[F#]
There's no runway in the sky[Bm]
And no way you could be fly[G]
Not if it costs you a dime.
[D]If I had no cellulite
[F#]Big breasts and pockets real wide
[Bm] Then maybe I
Maybe I, I,[A]
I could be so fly.
[D]And if I had a small waist
[F#]I'd make the boys go insane
[Bm]And maybe I
[A]Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.[D]
When I look down at my chest[Bm]
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be none[Gm]xistent
[G] How can I ever compete with 34 doub[Gm]le D's?
[D] And I'm rollin my eyes[F#]
When I look down at my thighs[Bm]
They might as well tape everything that I eat[F#],
To my legs[G]
I am too broke for the knife[D]
Too lazy to exercise[A]
But if I had hazel eyes
Maybe I could be fly.
[D]If I had no cellulite
[F#]Big breasts and pockets real wide
[Bm] Then maybe I
Maybe I, I,[A]
I could be so fly.
[D]And if I had a small waist
[F#]I'd make the boys go insane
[Bm]And maybe I
[A]Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.[D]
So[F#] fly ([Bm]3x)[A]
Now li[D]sten
I've got a beautiful soul[F#]
But only 4 people know[Bm]
They've known me since I was 10[G]
Beauty did not matter then[D]
Now that I'm 18 all that matters[F#]
Is sex cars and money[Bm]
I ain't got none of the three[G]
So basically, I am invisible to[D] all of the fellas[F#]
And I sit at home jealous[Bm]
There was no golden ticket[G]
In my chocolate today.[D]
And worst of all
[F#]I'm reminded in the cruelest ways[Bm]
Of how I don't look and I should look[G]
And that's why I say...
[D]If I had no cellulite
[F#]Big breasts and pockets real wide
[Bm] Then maybe I
Maybe I, I,[A]
I could be so fly.
[D]And if I had a small waist
[F#]I'd make the boys go insane
[Bm]And maybe I
[A]Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.[D]
So[F#] fly ([Bm]x6)[A]
[F#] So basically all I need[F#]
Is to be everything but me[Bm]
Colored contacts
Liposuctio[G]n
And breast implants[F#]
Somehow that don't make much sense[F#]
I must be out of my head[Bm]
If I think, that I am governed by ma[G]terial things.
So[D] I decided I'm[F#]
The definition of fly[Bm]
And if you want to know why[G]
I know what money can't buy [D]
Don't go believing the hype[F#]
There's no runway in the sky[Bm]
And no way you could be fly[G]
Not if it costs you a dime.
[D]If I had no cellulite
[F#]Big breasts and pockets real wide
[Bm] Then maybe I
Maybe I, I,[A]
I could be so fly.
[D]And if I had a small waist
[F#]I'd make the boys go insane
[Bm]And maybe I
[A]Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.[D]
