By James McMurtry
4/17/2010
[E]Strap them kids in, give em a lil bit of vodka
[E]In a cherry coke, we're goin to [G]Oklah[A]oma
To the [E]family reunion for the first time in years
[E]It's up at Uncle Slaton's cause hes[G] gettin on in[A] years
[E]You know he longer travels but he's still pretty spry
[E]He's not much on talk and he's just [G]too mean to [A]die
[E]And they'll be comin down and from Kansas and west Arkansas
[E]It'll be one big old party like you've [G]never [A]saw
Piano break
Uncle Slaton's got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets with his Asian bride
He's got an Airstream trailer and a Holstein cow
Still makes whiskey cause he still knows how
He plays that Choctaw Bingo every Friday night
You know he had to leave Texas but he won't say why
He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufala
Caught a great big ole bluecat on a driftin jugline
Sells his hardwood timber to the chippin mill
Cooks that crystal meth because his shine don't sell
He cooks that crystal meth because his shine don't sell
You know he likes that money, he don't mind the smell
Piano break
My cousin Roscoe, Slaton's oldest boy
He's raised in east St Louis by his momma's people
Where they do things different, thought he'd come on down
He's goin to Dallas, Texas in a semi truck
Caught from that big Mcdonalds you know that one thats built up on that
Great big old bridge across the Will Rogers Turnpike
Took the Big Cabin exit stopped and bought a carton of cigarrets
At that Indian smoke shop with the big neon smoke rings
And the Cherokee nations, hit Musskogee late that night, somebody
Ran the stoplight at the Shawnee Bypass
Roscoe tried to miss him but he didn't quite
Piano Break
Bob and Mae come up from some little town way down by
Lake Texoma where he coaches football
They were two-A champions for two years running
But he says they wont be this year no they wont be this year
And he stopped off in Tuscka at that pop knife and gun place
Bought a sks rifle and a couple full cases of that
Steel core ammo with the beardam primers
And a Desert Eagle, thats one great big old pistol
I mean fifty caliber made by bad-ass Hebrews
And some surplus tracers for that old BAR
Of slatons as soon as it gets dark, we're gonna have us a time, we're gonna have us a time
Piano Break
Ruth Anne and Lynn come from Baxter Springs
Thats one hell-raisin town way up in southeastern kansas
Got a biger bar next to the lingerie store
Thats got Rollin stones lips up there in bright pink neon
And they're right downtown where everyone can see em
and they burn all night you know they burn all night you know they burn all night
Piano break
Ruth Anne and Lynn, they wear them cut-off britches
And those skinny halters and they're second cousins to me
Man I don't care, I want to get between 'em
With a great big ole hardon like an old Bois D'arc fence post
You could hang a pipe rail gate from do some
Sister twisters till the cows come home and we'd be havin us a time
Piano Break
Uncle Slaton's got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets with his asian bride
hes got that corner pasture and an acre lots
He sells them owner financed strictly to them
It's got no kind of credit cause he knows they're slackers
And they'll miss that payment and he'll take it back
He plays that choctaw bingo every friday night
He drinks his johnny walker at that Club 69
Were gonna strap those kids in give em a lil bit of Benadryl
In a Cherry Coke, we're going to Oklahoma
Gonna have us a time
We're gonna have us a time
4/17/2010
[E]Strap them kids in, give em a lil bit of vodka
[E]In a cherry coke, we're goin to [G]Oklah[A]oma
To the [E]family reunion for the first time in years
[E]It's up at Uncle Slaton's cause hes[G] gettin on in[A] years
[E]You know he longer travels but he's still pretty spry
[E]He's not much on talk and he's just [G]too mean to [A]die
[E]And they'll be comin down and from Kansas and west Arkansas
[E]It'll be one big old party like you've [G]never [A]saw
Piano break
Uncle Slaton's got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets with his Asian bride
He's got an Airstream trailer and a Holstein cow
Still makes whiskey cause he still knows how
He plays that Choctaw Bingo every Friday night
You know he had to leave Texas but he won't say why
He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufala
Caught a great big ole bluecat on a driftin jugline
Sells his hardwood timber to the chippin mill
Cooks that crystal meth because his shine don't sell
He cooks that crystal meth because his shine don't sell
You know he likes that money, he don't mind the smell
Piano break
My cousin Roscoe, Slaton's oldest boy
He's raised in east St Louis by his momma's people
Where they do things different, thought he'd come on down
He's goin to Dallas, Texas in a semi truck
Caught from that big Mcdonalds you know that one thats built up on that
Great big old bridge across the Will Rogers Turnpike
Took the Big Cabin exit stopped and bought a carton of cigarrets
At that Indian smoke shop with the big neon smoke rings
And the Cherokee nations, hit Musskogee late that night, somebody
Ran the stoplight at the Shawnee Bypass
Roscoe tried to miss him but he didn't quite
Piano Break
Bob and Mae come up from some little town way down by
Lake Texoma where he coaches football
They were two-A champions for two years running
But he says they wont be this year no they wont be this year
And he stopped off in Tuscka at that pop knife and gun place
Bought a sks rifle and a couple full cases of that
Steel core ammo with the beardam primers
And a Desert Eagle, thats one great big old pistol
I mean fifty caliber made by bad-ass Hebrews
And some surplus tracers for that old BAR
Of slatons as soon as it gets dark, we're gonna have us a time, we're gonna have us a time
Piano Break
Ruth Anne and Lynn come from Baxter Springs
Thats one hell-raisin town way up in southeastern kansas
Got a biger bar next to the lingerie store
Thats got Rollin stones lips up there in bright pink neon
And they're right downtown where everyone can see em
and they burn all night you know they burn all night you know they burn all night
Piano break
Ruth Anne and Lynn, they wear them cut-off britches
And those skinny halters and they're second cousins to me
Man I don't care, I want to get between 'em
With a great big ole hardon like an old Bois D'arc fence post
You could hang a pipe rail gate from do some
Sister twisters till the cows come home and we'd be havin us a time
Piano Break
Uncle Slaton's got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets with his asian bride
hes got that corner pasture and an acre lots
He sells them owner financed strictly to them
It's got no kind of credit cause he knows they're slackers
And they'll miss that payment and he'll take it back
He plays that choctaw bingo every friday night
He drinks his johnny walker at that Club 69
Were gonna strap those kids in give em a lil bit of Benadryl
In a Cherry Coke, we're going to Oklahoma
Gonna have us a time
We're gonna have us a time
