Oh what have you do[C]ne with your li[G]fe[Am]
Oh [F]please dont [Am]tell me
Jus[G]t shut up an[Am]d go to [F]work
Cau[C]se youre int[G]errupting me
I w[C]ont rep[G]resent the[Am] US
In [F]the summer oly[Am]mpics
My [G]characters [Am]question[F]able
My [C]life is a b[G]roken record
Chorus:
Im [C]shredding th[G]e docume[Am]nt
Im [F]keeping my m[Am]outh shut
Im [G]running on r[Am]adio sil[F]ence
Im [C]letting the [G]record speak
Im [C]shredding th[G]e docume[Am]nt
The[F] switchboard is l[Am]ighting up
Im [G]not taking a[Am]nymore c[F]alls
Wel[C]l maybe from[G] Larry King
And[C] I dont[G] know who [Am]killed who
Im [F]having a sex[Am] change
To [G]a woman who [Am]loves to[F]o much
My [C]sisters a pe[G]tty thief
I d[C]octored t[G]he evide[Am]nce
Yea[F]h it was a c[Am]over up
I w[G]ant to stay w[Am]rapped in my[F] blanket
And[C] never get o[G]ut of bed
Chorus
Al[C]l rumor an[G]d innu[Am]endo
An[F] eagles r[Am]eunion
Th[G]e 20th centu[Am]rys clos[F]ing
It[C]s closing in[G] on me
You[C] know what my f[G]ather s[Am]aid
Wel[F]l Im not going t[Am]o tell you
Som[G]e words that I [Am]try to l[F]ive by
Its[C] none of your goddam[G]n business
Chorus
Im [C]shredding th[G]e docume[Am]nt
The[F] switchboard is l[Am]ighting up
Im [G]not taking a[Am]nymore c[F]alls
Wel[C]l maybe from O[G]prah Winfrey
Oh [F]please dont [Am]tell me
Jus[G]t shut up an[Am]d go to [F]work
Cau[C]se youre int[G]errupting me
I w[C]ont rep[G]resent the[Am] US
In [F]the summer oly[Am]mpics
My [G]characters [Am]question[F]able
My [C]life is a b[G]roken record
Chorus:
Im [C]shredding th[G]e docume[Am]nt
Im [F]keeping my m[Am]outh shut
Im [G]running on r[Am]adio sil[F]ence
Im [C]letting the [G]record speak
Im [C]shredding th[G]e docume[Am]nt
The[F] switchboard is l[Am]ighting up
Im [G]not taking a[Am]nymore c[F]alls
Wel[C]l maybe from[G] Larry King
And[C] I dont[G] know who [Am]killed who
Im [F]having a sex[Am] change
To [G]a woman who [Am]loves to[F]o much
My [C]sisters a pe[G]tty thief
I d[C]octored t[G]he evide[Am]nce
Yea[F]h it was a c[Am]over up
I w[G]ant to stay w[Am]rapped in my[F] blanket
And[C] never get o[G]ut of bed
Chorus
Al[C]l rumor an[G]d innu[Am]endo
An[F] eagles r[Am]eunion
Th[G]e 20th centu[Am]rys clos[F]ing
It[C]s closing in[G] on me
You[C] know what my f[G]ather s[Am]aid
Wel[F]l Im not going t[Am]o tell you
Som[G]e words that I [Am]try to l[F]ive by
Its[C] none of your goddam[G]n business
Chorus
Im [C]shredding th[G]e docume[Am]nt
The[F] switchboard is l[Am]ighting up
Im [G]not taking a[Am]nymore c[F]alls
Wel[C]l maybe from O[G]prah Winfrey
