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Radio Friendly Song by Jon Lajoie
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Tabbed by:LG97187
Tuning:Standard
Another cool song by Jon Lajoie
[Intro]
[C] [G] [C]
[Verse1]
It s[C]tarts off like a thousand ot[G]her songs that you?ve h[Am]eard bef[F]ore.
Except in th[C]is one they do a little [G]do, do-do-do, [Am]doo d[G]o do d[F]ooooo.
So y[C]ou try to change the sta[G]tion but it?s p[Am]laying on every o[F]ne.
A bunch of s[C]hitty ass chords and lyr[G]ics recorded by a [Am]fcki[G]ng mor[F]on.
You a[G]ssume that the general public is not that s[F]tupid.
You?re [G]positive that nobody will want to listen to t[F]his.
But you are wro[G]ng?
[Chorus]
They want another stu[C]pid mother-f[G]cking,
l[Am]ame cck-s[F]ucking, co[C]okie-cutter,
r[G]adio fr[Am]iendly s[F]ong.
And eve[C]ryone sings a[G]long in their c[Am]ars and at the ma[F]ll.
And at the off[C]ice they all love[G] the new ra[Am]dio fri[F]endly son[C]g.
[C]Unoriginal[G] melody.[C]
[Verse2](the same chords as the first verse)
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something?s wrong.
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin? songs.
All these fcking unoriginal pssies that don?t have anything to say.
I?m not homophobic, but this song is sooo fcking gay.
You can [G]barely retain the vomit that?s rising in yo[F]ur throat.
And you a[G]ssume that everyone will think that this song?s t[F]errible.
But you are wr[G]ong?
[Chorus]
They want another stu[C]pid mother-f[G]cking,
l[Am]ame cck-s[F]ucking, co[C]okie-cutter,
r[G]adio fr[Am]iendly s[F]ong.
And eve[C]ryone sings a[G]long in their c[Am]ars and at the ma[F]ll.
And at the off[C]ice they all love[G] the new ra[Am]dio fri[F]endly
[Outro]
[Am]piece of sh[G]t oh what a su[F]cky ass piece of sh[G]t.
[Am]I?d rather shoot myself in the f[G]ace than lis[F]ten to thi[G]s
corporate b[G]tch singing a stu[C]pid mother-f[G]cking,
l[Am]ame cck-s[F]ucking, co[C]okie-cutter,
r[G]adio fr[Am]iendly p[F]iece of sh[C]t.
God, I hate this sht.
That's it!
Radio Friendly Song by Jon Lajoie
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Tabbed by:LG97187
Tuning:Standard
Another cool song by Jon Lajoie
[Intro]
[C] [G] [C]
[Verse1]
It s[C]tarts off like a thousand ot[G]her songs that you?ve h[Am]eard bef[F]ore.
Except in th[C]is one they do a little [G]do, do-do-do, [Am]doo d[G]o do d[F]ooooo.
So y[C]ou try to change the sta[G]tion but it?s p[Am]laying on every o[F]ne.
A bunch of s[C]hitty ass chords and lyr[G]ics recorded by a [Am]fcki[G]ng mor[F]on.
You a[G]ssume that the general public is not that s[F]tupid.
You?re [G]positive that nobody will want to listen to t[F]his.
But you are wro[G]ng?
[Chorus]
They want another stu[C]pid mother-f[G]cking,
l[Am]ame cck-s[F]ucking, co[C]okie-cutter,
r[G]adio fr[Am]iendly s[F]ong.
And eve[C]ryone sings a[G]long in their c[Am]ars and at the ma[F]ll.
And at the off[C]ice they all love[G] the new ra[Am]dio fri[F]endly son[C]g.
[C]Unoriginal[G] melody.[C]
[Verse2](the same chords as the first verse)
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something?s wrong.
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin? songs.
All these fcking unoriginal pssies that don?t have anything to say.
I?m not homophobic, but this song is sooo fcking gay.
You can [G]barely retain the vomit that?s rising in yo[F]ur throat.
And you a[G]ssume that everyone will think that this song?s t[F]errible.
But you are wr[G]ong?
[Chorus]
They want another stu[C]pid mother-f[G]cking,
l[Am]ame cck-s[F]ucking, co[C]okie-cutter,
r[G]adio fr[Am]iendly s[F]ong.
And eve[C]ryone sings a[G]long in their c[Am]ars and at the ma[F]ll.
And at the off[C]ice they all love[G] the new ra[Am]dio fri[F]endly
[Outro]
[Am]piece of sh[G]t oh what a su[F]cky ass piece of sh[G]t.
[Am]I?d rather shoot myself in the f[G]ace than lis[F]ten to thi[G]s
corporate b[G]tch singing a stu[C]pid mother-f[G]cking,
l[Am]ame cck-s[F]ucking, co[C]okie-cutter,
r[G]adio fr[Am]iendly p[F]iece of sh[C]t.
God, I hate this sht.
That's it!