I personally play this with a Capo on the 2nd fret. Sounds good any way.
[C] [E] [F] [G]
[C]This is the [E]story of our [F]first [G]teacher
[C]Shetland made her [E]jumpers
[F]And the devil made her [G]features
[C]Threw up her [E]hands when my [F]mum said our [G]names
[C]Embroidered all her [E]stories with [F]slanderous [G]claims
[C]Its over and [E]done with
[F]Its over and [G]done with
This is the story of losing my virginity
I held my breath and the bed held a trinity
People Im making no claims to no mystery
But sometimes it feel like
My sex lifes all history
It's over and done with
It's over and done with
[C]Im not saying these events [E]didnt
Touch our lives in any way
[F]But, ah, they didnt make the [G]impression
That some people say
This is the story of watching a man dying
The subjects unpopular
But I dont feel like lying
When I think of it now I acted like a sinner
I just washed my hands
Then I went for my dinner.
[C] [E] [F] [G]
[C]This is the [E]story of our [F]first [G]teacher
[C]Shetland made her [E]jumpers
[F]And the devil made her [G]features
[C]Threw up her [E]hands when my [F]mum said our [G]names
[C]Embroidered all her [E]stories with [F]slanderous [G]claims
[C]Its over and [E]done with
[F]Its over and [G]done with
This is the story of losing my virginity
I held my breath and the bed held a trinity
People Im making no claims to no mystery
But sometimes it feel like
My sex lifes all history
It's over and done with
It's over and done with
[C]Im not saying these events [E]didnt
Touch our lives in any way
[F]But, ah, they didnt make the [G]impression
That some people say
This is the story of watching a man dying
The subjects unpopular
But I dont feel like lying
When I think of it now I acted like a sinner
I just washed my hands
Then I went for my dinner.