Chord/Tab song: Officer Norris

Capo IV

[G]Dear Officer Norris is that really your [G7]name?
[C]Why do all you police men all look just the same?
With your [D7]big heavy pistols and your bullets galore

I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor
[G]You read us our rights but you read them too [G7]fast
[C]Officer Norris would you please kiss my ass
[G]Officer Norris, [D7]Officer Norris
[C7]Get down on your [G]knees

[G]Oh, ease out, we'll ease out, we shouldn't have [G7]tried
[C]Go down to Columbus, Georgia, we was so fried
And the [D7]police they get you if you look strange at night

If you're wearing polyester double-knit you're alright
But we [G]only had blue jeans; our eyes was [G7]red
[C]Said they knew that we was awful; all the good folks was in bed
But [G]what do they know? [D7]What do they know?
[C7]They don't know every[G]thing

[G]No sheets on the bed, just a blanket of [G7]blue
[C]If I was your mama I'd run out on you
Were [D7]you in Korea and Vietnam, too?

Or did you learn in college like the young police do?
You learned [G]how to use handcuffs and time your own [G7]breaks
Gettin' [C]free cups of coffee, free coffee cakes
From [D7]middle-aged women that's already married

Middle-aged womens that's already married

[G]Officer Norris is that really your [G7]name?
[C]Why do all you police men all look just the same?
With your [D7]big heavy pistols and your bullets galore

I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor
[G]You read us our rights but you read them too [G7]fast
[C]Officer Norris would you please kiss my ass
[G]Officer Norris, [D7]Officer Norris
[C7]Get down on your [G]knees