Chord/Tab song: Never Trust a Man (Who Plays Guitar)

C G Am E F x2

[C]So I dip this pen in arsenic
[E]I write a song for every president
[Am]that wont ever get shot in the face[F]
[C]And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
[E]Head down to the court house
[Am]with one chord I level the place[F]
[C]But hasn't anybody learned
[E]don't ever trust a man wh[Am]o plays guitar[F]
[C]The day I rob a bank the[E] first day I'm not lying
to y[Am]ou or me about what I believe[F]
Intro
[C]And if I die then let my gravestone r[E]ead
(pause) Am F
rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
[C]If I live then let my heart be like a [E]beating picket line
[Am]they'll sooner see a corpse than see a [F]scab
(pause)
Hasn't anybody learned
the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
[C]the day I rob a banks [E]the first day of my life
as [Am]an honest man, a[F]n honest man
[C]The day I rob a banks[E] the first day of my life
As [Am]an honest man, [F]an honest man
(tap guitar)
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
Is the day I finally get what I deserve

End on C