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Solo:E A B E A E A B E B
Well I w[E]ake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I f[A]elt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
Ch[B]ecked out my mail there was letter that read
[E]Love for sale, love for sale
I p[E]icked up the phone I called everyone I could
I let my f[A]ingers do the walking through the telephone book
You c[B]an't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
[E]Love for sale, love for sale
S[A]end up a signal throw me a line
S[E]omebody explain "this funny Valentine"
It m[A]ight not be signal but it sure ain't a crime
I'm [B]one step from crazy and two steps behind
I called [E]Lt. Columbo from my TV set
I've tried the D[A]ating Game I haven't found her yet
I'm h[B]oping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
[E]Love for sale, love for sale
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We've been li[E]ving together 3 years,
2 h[A]ours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
You c[B]an't shop for love when you're shopping at Sears
[E]Love for sale, love for sale
I guess I[E]'ve learnt my lesson it was easy to see
M[A]y old lady she played this joke on me
[B]I never looked where I forgot it would be
[E]Love for sale, love for sale
Solo:E A B E A E A B E B
Well I w[E]ake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I f[A]elt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
Ch[B]ecked out my mail there was letter that read
[E]Love for sale, love for sale
I p[E]icked up the phone I called everyone I could
I let my f[A]ingers do the walking through the telephone book
You c[B]an't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
[E]Love for sale, love for sale
S[A]end up a signal throw me a line
S[E]omebody explain "this funny Valentine"
It m[A]ight not be signal but it sure ain't a crime
I'm [B]one step from crazy and two steps behind
I called [E]Lt. Columbo from my TV set
I've tried the D[A]ating Game I haven't found her yet
I'm h[B]oping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
[E]Love for sale, love for sale
Solo E - A - B - E - A - E - A- B - E
We've been li[E]ving together 3 years,
2 h[A]ours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
You c[B]an't shop for love when you're shopping at Sears
[E]Love for sale, love for sale
I guess I[E]'ve learnt my lesson it was easy to see
M[A]y old lady she played this joke on me
[B]I never looked where I forgot it would be
[E]Love for sale, love for sale