Chord/Tab song: Linda Lovelace

Well you can [G]talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps
You can [C]talk about your Hollywood fags
If [D]you wanna know the baddest mker in the world
Then Im the greatest lover al[G]ive.

[G]Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me
Be[C]fore she ever got rich
And [D]it would take the average man a day and a half
Just to satisfy that [G]bh.

Why the [G]Queen of England gave me the key
To the [C]whole damn country of France
And [D]it only took me fifteen minutes
To get into her [G]pants.

Well I [G]fked em all from coast to coast
Cause [C]honey that my bag
In [D]fact Im the only man in the whole world
That could make Linda Lovelace [G]gag.

[G] [C]
[Dumm] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum][dum][dum]
[G] [D]
[Dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum]
[G] [C]
[Dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum][dum][dum]
Dum [G]dum dum [D]dum dum dum [G]dum.

Now it [G]aint that my dick so God damn big
Its [C]just I know how to use it
And [D]Ill never let some nickel-dime we
Ever get the chance to [G]abuse it.

They can [G]suck it for hours and hours on end
But [C]Ill still be in control
And [D]I wont cum till I wanna cum
Cause thats my jelly[G]roll.

Now [G]there aint no woman no match for me
Ive [C]had em try to wear me down
Ive [D]fked them barmaids and bank clerks
I even fked a circus [G]clown.

[G]Teachers and lawyers, doctors
And Lord them [C]fat women sure are a drag
I [D]tell ya Im the only mker in the world
That can make Linda Lovelace [G]gag.

[G] [C] [G] [D] [G] [C] [G] [D] [G]
Why Old [G]Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams
When he [C]saw me fk that we
She [D]sucked my dick swallowed my nuts
And I still hollered for [G]more.

She [G]sucked my ae she sucked my toes
Shes the [C]suckinest bh alive
Well [D]I made her call up two more cunts
And friend that aint no ji[G]ve.

[G]She dont give me know st
About [C]bein some big time lover
Some [D]movie star with a jag
Cause you aint st if you cant get Linda Lovelace [G]gag.

[G]I dont talk about bein no full time lover
Cause [C]mister thats my bag
[D]Im the only mker in the damn world
That can make Linda Lovelace [G]gag.

[G] [C]
[Dumm] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum][dum][dum]
[G] [D]
[Dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum]
[G] [C]
[Dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum][dum][dum]
Dum [G]dum dum [D]dum dum dum [G]dum.

Take it boys.

[G] [C] [G] [D] [G] [C] [G] [D] [G]