[Verse 1]
The [Eb]last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell
A[Eb]pologies are probably in order I can tell
From the [Eb]pictures that you posted
I look [Eb]liquid, I look toasted
And I [Eb]probably owe you money as well
[Chorus 1]
I was d[Eb]azed, I was faded, I was [Ab]sixteen types of [B]wasted
I was [Eb]trading shirts with dudes I didn't [Ab]know
I was [Eb]toasted, I fell down
Crowned the [Ab]mayor of Tipsy [B]Town
From the [Cm]second that I [Bb]started I was [Ab]done
B Eb N.C. Eb
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk
[Verse 2]
[Eb]Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home
[Ab]Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone
I'm not a [Eb]pro, not out for trouble, but hot damn I was seeing double
Singing kara[Ab]oke, it was Journey all night long (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!)
[Chorus 2]
I was [Eb]ripped, obliterated
I don't [Ab]want to see my credit card [B]statement
'Cause I was [Eb]throwing back Jack like Slash in '9[Ab]2
I was [Eb]psed, I was plowed
I was [Ab]messed up, blacked [B]out
This [Cm]hangover is [Bb]gonna last a [Ab]month
Sorry but the [B]last time that I [Eb]saw you I was drunk
[Bridge]
[B] I got a [Ab]YOLO ta[Eb]ttoo
[B] Drunk dialed [Ab]everyone I [Eb]knew
A [Fm]shopping spree on Amazon
[Ab]What the hell was going on?
A[Eb]pparently I [Bb]drank a bit too [Ab]much
Sorry but the [B]last time that I [Eb]saw you I was drunk
[Verse 3]
[Eb] And useless
[Eb]Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase,
I was clueless,[Eb] How did I do this?
When I [Eb]went to call the next day
I re[Eb]membered that I lost my phone
In a [Eb]midnight, look at these maylay
How the [Eb]hell did I get that way?
[Chorus 1]
I was d[Eb]azed, I was faded, I was [Ab]sixteen types of [B]wasted
I was [Eb]trading shirts with dudes I didn't [Ab]know
I was [Eb]toasted, I fell down
Crowned the [Ab]mayor of Tipsy [B]Town
From the [Cm]second that I [Bb]started I was [Ab]done
B Eb N.C. Eb
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk
The [Eb]last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell
A[Eb]pologies are probably in order I can tell
From the [Eb]pictures that you posted
I look [Eb]liquid, I look toasted
And I [Eb]probably owe you money as well
[Chorus 1]
I was d[Eb]azed, I was faded, I was [Ab]sixteen types of [B]wasted
I was [Eb]trading shirts with dudes I didn't [Ab]know
I was [Eb]toasted, I fell down
Crowned the [Ab]mayor of Tipsy [B]Town
From the [Cm]second that I [Bb]started I was [Ab]done
B Eb N.C. Eb
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk
[Verse 2]
[Eb]Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home
[Ab]Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone
I'm not a [Eb]pro, not out for trouble, but hot damn I was seeing double
Singing kara[Ab]oke, it was Journey all night long (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!)
[Chorus 2]
I was [Eb]ripped, obliterated
I don't [Ab]want to see my credit card [B]statement
'Cause I was [Eb]throwing back Jack like Slash in '9[Ab]2
I was [Eb]psed, I was plowed
I was [Ab]messed up, blacked [B]out
This [Cm]hangover is [Bb]gonna last a [Ab]month
Sorry but the [B]last time that I [Eb]saw you I was drunk
[Bridge]
[B] I got a [Ab]YOLO ta[Eb]ttoo
[B] Drunk dialed [Ab]everyone I [Eb]knew
A [Fm]shopping spree on Amazon
[Ab]What the hell was going on?
A[Eb]pparently I [Bb]drank a bit too [Ab]much
Sorry but the [B]last time that I [Eb]saw you I was drunk
[Verse 3]
[Eb] And useless
[Eb]Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase,
I was clueless,[Eb] How did I do this?
When I [Eb]went to call the next day
I re[Eb]membered that I lost my phone
In a [Eb]midnight, look at these maylay
How the [Eb]hell did I get that way?
[Chorus 1]
I was d[Eb]azed, I was faded, I was [Ab]sixteen types of [B]wasted
I was [Eb]trading shirts with dudes I didn't [Ab]know
I was [Eb]toasted, I fell down
Crowned the [Ab]mayor of Tipsy [B]Town
From the [Cm]second that I [Bb]started I was [Ab]done
B Eb N.C. Eb
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk
