This is one of the two hidden tracks in Nan's Song (Escapology, 12 min. 10 sec. if you
to find it). It's a pretty easy song to learn for an accoustic guitar.
[D] Is the Richard Gere gerbil story [Dmaj7]true?
Who came third in World War [D7]Two?
Did Sooty sleep with [G]Sue
These [Gm7]things I think a-[D]bout
When I'm [Asus4]out with [A7]you
(Piano appegio comes in)
[D] What are the holes in biros [Dmaj7]for?
Which one's which in The [D7]Corrs?
Did Geoff Hurst really [G]score?
Cause [Gm7]frankly you're a [D]bore
And I'm [Asus4]not[A7]
(Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio)
[Dm7] And if it's [G7]le-eaving season
You're [Cmaj7]second o-on the [Am7]bill
[Dm7] If you won't [G7]le-eave me baby
E7 F (ring)
I'll find someone who will
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D)
I tried love
F (ring)
I'm sorry
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D,D,u,D,u)
I tried lo-o-ove
(Key change back to D, piano appegio)
[D] Does God ever get it wrong[Dmaj7]?
Where has Gary Barlow gone[D7]?
Why is Christmas Day so [G]long?
It [Gm7]just goes on and [D]on and on[Asus4]
Like [A7]you
(Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio)
[Dm7] And if it's [G7]le-eaving season
You're the [Cmaj7]se-e-cond o-on [G/B]the [Am7]bill
[Dm7] If you won't [G7]le-eave me baby
I'll [E7]find someone who [F]will
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D)
I tried lo-o-ove
I'm [F]sorry
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D,D,u,D,u)
I tried love
[C] [B/F#]
Key Change to D
[Em] Do do do [A]do do do do do [Dmaj7]Do do do do [G]do
[Em] Do do do [A]do do do do do [F#7]Do do do do [G]do
G A Dmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D)
I tried love
I'm [G]sorry
[G]I [A]tried [Dmaj7]lo-o-ove
[D] Why is there ketchup on my [Dmaj7]sleeve?
D'you think that Adam fancied [D7]Eve?
What if Eve could not con-[G]ceive?
And he [Gm]had to breed with [D]Steve
A7 (ring)
We'd all be ga-ay
NC
(Laughs)
to find it). It's a pretty easy song to learn for an accoustic guitar.
[D] Is the Richard Gere gerbil story [Dmaj7]true?
Who came third in World War [D7]Two?
Did Sooty sleep with [G]Sue
These [Gm7]things I think a-[D]bout
When I'm [Asus4]out with [A7]you
(Piano appegio comes in)
[D] What are the holes in biros [Dmaj7]for?
Which one's which in The [D7]Corrs?
Did Geoff Hurst really [G]score?
Cause [Gm7]frankly you're a [D]bore
And I'm [Asus4]not[A7]
(Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio)
[Dm7] And if it's [G7]le-eaving season
You're [Cmaj7]second o-on the [Am7]bill
[Dm7] If you won't [G7]le-eave me baby
E7 F (ring)
I'll find someone who will
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D)
I tried love
F (ring)
I'm sorry
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D,D,u,D,u)
I tried lo-o-ove
(Key change back to D, piano appegio)
[D] Does God ever get it wrong[Dmaj7]?
Where has Gary Barlow gone[D7]?
Why is Christmas Day so [G]long?
It [Gm7]just goes on and [D]on and on[Asus4]
Like [A7]you
(Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio)
[Dm7] And if it's [G7]le-eaving season
You're the [Cmaj7]se-e-cond o-on [G/B]the [Am7]bill
[Dm7] If you won't [G7]le-eave me baby
I'll [E7]find someone who [F]will
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D)
I tried lo-o-ove
I'm [F]sorry
F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D,D,u,D,u)
I tried love
[C] [B/F#]
Key Change to D
[Em] Do do do [A]do do do do do [Dmaj7]Do do do do [G]do
[Em] Do do do [A]do do do do do [F#7]Do do do do [G]do
G A Dmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D)
I tried love
I'm [G]sorry
[G]I [A]tried [Dmaj7]lo-o-ove
[D] Why is there ketchup on my [Dmaj7]sleeve?
D'you think that Adam fancied [D7]Eve?
What if Eve could not con-[G]ceive?
And he [Gm]had to breed with [D]Steve
A7 (ring)
We'd all be ga-ay
NC
(Laughs)
