The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat
Standard Tuning
Bm : 224432
D : XX0232
G : 320033
A : X02220
Intro
[Bm]Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down
[D]Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
[G]But stay on your motherfucker toes
[A]We running this, let's go
Chorus
[Bm]I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
[D]Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
[G]I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
[A]Take a good hard look at the motherfucker boat
Verse 1
[Bm]I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
[D]Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
[G]Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
[A]You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Verse 2
[Bm]Take a picture, trick I'm on a boat, bitch
[D]We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp
[G]I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
[A]I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies
Verse 3
[Bm]I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
[D]The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
[G]But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
[A]I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
Verse 4
[Bm]I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
[D]I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
[G]I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
[A]If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real!
Verse 5
[Bm]Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
[D]Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
[G]I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
[A]This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Verse 6
[Bm]Hey ma, if you could see me now
[D]Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
[G]Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
[A]Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Verse 7
[Bm]Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
[D]It's a big blue watery road
[G]Poseidon
[A]Look at me, oh all hands on deck
[Bm]Never thought I'd see the day
[D]When a big boat coming my way
[G]Believe me when I say
[A]I fucked a mermaid
Chorus / Outro
[Bm]I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
[D]Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
[G]I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
[A]Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (sho sho shorty, shorty, yeeeieah)
Standard Tuning
Bm : 224432
D : XX0232
G : 320033
A : X02220
Intro
[Bm]Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down
[D]Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
[G]But stay on your motherfucker toes
[A]We running this, let's go
Chorus
[Bm]I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
[D]Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
[G]I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
[A]Take a good hard look at the motherfucker boat
Verse 1
[Bm]I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
[D]Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
[G]Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
[A]You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Verse 2
[Bm]Take a picture, trick I'm on a boat, bitch
[D]We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp
[G]I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
[A]I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies
Verse 3
[Bm]I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
[D]The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
[G]But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
[A]I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
Verse 4
[Bm]I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
[D]I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
[G]I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
[A]If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real!
Verse 5
[Bm]Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
[D]Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
[G]I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
[A]This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Verse 6
[Bm]Hey ma, if you could see me now
[D]Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
[G]Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
[A]Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Verse 7
[Bm]Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
[D]It's a big blue watery road
[G]Poseidon
[A]Look at me, oh all hands on deck
[Bm]Never thought I'd see the day
[D]When a big boat coming my way
[G]Believe me when I say
[A]I fucked a mermaid
Chorus / Outro
[Bm]I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
[D]Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
[G]I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
[A]Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (sho sho shorty, shorty, yeeeieah)