Chord/Tab song: I Ain't Drinking Alone

[C]Darling I recognize that [E]glare in your eyes
when [F]I'm about to get the[G] business
But [C]before you complain please [E]let me explain
I [F]think you'll understand my[G] position
[E]You?ve read all those books [Am]I know your looks,
You think [F]people who drink solo have [G]problems
But I ain?t [C]drinkin alone
[G]I?m on the phone with my [C]brother[G]

[C]Now my brother it seems is as [E]confounded as me
by the [F]art of the marital [G]tradition
So we [C]drink and we dial and shoot the [E]breeze for a while
Heck it?s [F]just like we were out [G]fishin
And it?s [E]well after nine, it don?t [Am]cost us a dime
[F]We think it?s an elegant [G]solution
We ain?t [C]drinkin alone
[G]We?re on the phone with our [C]brother[G]

[Am]And the good news is I?m [Em]right here for you
[F]As close as the [G]garage
The [Am]kegerator and me and [Em]AT&T
[F]And my brother if you?d like to [G]say hello
I ain?t [C]drinkin alone
[G]I?m on the phone with my [C]brother[G]

[C]Darling, you are my spouse and you got some[E] rules for our house
And I [F]sure do respect your [G]decisions
But if you [C]just calm down you?ll [E]see that I found
A [F]loophole in the social [G]condition
Well [E]I love beer and [Am]I love you
[F]Not necessarily in that [G]order
I ain?t [C]drinkin alone
[G]I?m on the phone with my [C]brother[G]

[Am]And the good news is I?m [Em]right here for you
[F]As close as the [G]garage
The [Am]kegerator and me and [Em]AT&T
[F]And my brother if you?d like to [G]say hello

[C]You wouldn?t hear me complain if [E]you did the same
Get some [F]wine and go call your [G]sister
I ain[C]?t drinking alone
[G]I?m on the phone with my [C]brother[G]

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