(intro A D E A, A D E
[A]Found a nice little [D]cove[E] where nobody [A]else goes
Took a trip 'round the [D]Caves of Drach
And said 'It's [E]good to explore the more cultural aspects'.
[A]Hedley Verity[D]esque,[E] she passed into [A]folklore
Trod on the lines in the [D]pavement
And said 'There's no [E]room for enigmas in built-up areas'.
[C]Sweats who think they're [Am]hard, sweats who think they're hard
My [C]head no end do [Am]in, head no end do in
[Dm]Brakes fail in the [Am]rain [Dm]down memory [Am]lane
[Dm]Come re-live my paper round with [E]me.
[A]And I don't see any [D]more, I don't see any [E]more pent up Al[A]satians
They used to wait by the [D]door
And say 'It's [E]nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'.
[A]And I don't want any [D]more, I don't want any [E]more stark German [A]film noirs
And I could well do with[D]out
The [E]handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters.[C][Am][C][Am]
[Dm]You were in my [Am]hall, [Dm]now you're on my [Am]wall
Dm E A D E A, D E
Peter Sarstedt, Mister Irony - get in the hole.
[C]In some warm la[Am]goon, in some warm lagoon
I'll [C]be with Ayshea [Am]soon, be with Ayshea soon
[Dm]Brakes fail in the [Am]rain [Dm]down memory [Am]lane
[Dm]Come re-live my paper round with [E]me.
[A]And I don't see any [D]more, I don't see any [E]more big mad Al[A]satians
They used to wait by the [D]door
And sing 'It's [E]nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'.
[A]And I don't need any [D]more, I don't need any [E]more stark German [A]film noirs
And I could well do with[D]out
The [E]handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters
When all of the audience try to convince themselves
That what they're doing is silly but acceptable
And the only thing I can say is 'Oh [E7]Kip Kei[A]no'.
[A]Found a nice little [D]cove[E] where nobody [A]else goes
Took a trip 'round the [D]Caves of Drach
And said 'It's [E]good to explore the more cultural aspects'.
[A]Hedley Verity[D]esque,[E] she passed into [A]folklore
Trod on the lines in the [D]pavement
And said 'There's no [E]room for enigmas in built-up areas'.
[C]Sweats who think they're [Am]hard, sweats who think they're hard
My [C]head no end do [Am]in, head no end do in
[Dm]Brakes fail in the [Am]rain [Dm]down memory [Am]lane
[Dm]Come re-live my paper round with [E]me.
[A]And I don't see any [D]more, I don't see any [E]more pent up Al[A]satians
They used to wait by the [D]door
And say 'It's [E]nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'.
[A]And I don't want any [D]more, I don't want any [E]more stark German [A]film noirs
And I could well do with[D]out
The [E]handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters.[C][Am][C][Am]
[Dm]You were in my [Am]hall, [Dm]now you're on my [Am]wall
Dm E A D E A, D E
Peter Sarstedt, Mister Irony - get in the hole.
[C]In some warm la[Am]goon, in some warm lagoon
I'll [C]be with Ayshea [Am]soon, be with Ayshea soon
[Dm]Brakes fail in the [Am]rain [Dm]down memory [Am]lane
[Dm]Come re-live my paper round with [E]me.
[A]And I don't see any [D]more, I don't see any [E]more big mad Al[A]satians
They used to wait by the [D]door
And sing 'It's [E]nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'.
[A]And I don't need any [D]more, I don't need any [E]more stark German [A]film noirs
And I could well do with[D]out
The [E]handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters
When all of the audience try to convince themselves
That what they're doing is silly but acceptable
And the only thing I can say is 'Oh [E7]Kip Kei[A]no'.
