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from the album "Love Songs for the Retarded"
written by
Joe King
Transcontabulated by Johnny Electroshocktherapy
If its wrong, then you fix it.
If anybody knows any Queers songs, ( 'specially Feeling Groovy or Ursula
finally has Tits) then post th' damn things. Get some punk on OLGA t' c
ompete with all that hippie crp already on there.
GRANOLA-HEAD
intro
[(A] [A] [A] [D] [A] [A] [A] [D] [A] [A] [A] [D)]
[E]Eating mushrooms ain't for me[A]
[E]Or getting all screwed up on LSD[A]
[D]Or eating bean sprouts all day long[A]
[D]Or smoking pot out of a bong[A]
[D]Wearin' flowers in my hair[A]
[D]And having dirty underwear[A]
[E]I don't wanna be a granola-he[D]ad[A]
[E]I don't wanna be a granola-he[D]ad[A]
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Whacke[A]d-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
[E]Ugly chicks with very hairy legs[A]
[D]I think I'd rather be at home[A]
[D]Listening to the Ramones[A]
[D]Or hanging out and getting drunk[A]
[D]With a bunch of useless punks[A]
CHORUS
[E]Oh can't you see[A]
[E]It's not for me[A]
[D]Eating bean sprouts all day long[A]
[D]And smoking pot out of a bong[A]
[D]Wearing flowers in my hair[A]
[D]And having dirty underwear[A]
CHORUS (2x)
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from the album "Love Songs for the Retarded"
written by
Joe King
Transcontabulated by Johnny Electroshocktherapy
If its wrong, then you fix it.
If anybody knows any Queers songs, ( 'specially Feeling Groovy or Ursula
finally has Tits) then post th' damn things. Get some punk on OLGA t' c
ompete with all that hippie crp already on there.
GRANOLA-HEAD
intro
[(A] [A] [A] [D] [A] [A] [A] [D] [A] [A] [A] [D)]
[E]Eating mushrooms ain't for me[A]
[E]Or getting all screwed up on LSD[A]
[D]Or eating bean sprouts all day long[A]
[D]Or smoking pot out of a bong[A]
[D]Wearin' flowers in my hair[A]
[D]And having dirty underwear[A]
[E]I don't wanna be a granola-he[D]ad[A]
[E]I don't wanna be a granola-he[D]ad[A]
E
Whacke[A]d-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
[E]Ugly chicks with very hairy legs[A]
[D]I think I'd rather be at home[A]
[D]Listening to the Ramones[A]
[D]Or hanging out and getting drunk[A]
[D]With a bunch of useless punks[A]
CHORUS
[E]Oh can't you see[A]
[E]It's not for me[A]
[D]Eating bean sprouts all day long[A]
[D]And smoking pot out of a bong[A]
[D]Wearing flowers in my hair[A]
[D]And having dirty underwear[A]
CHORUS (2x)
