Chord/Tab song: Granola Head

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from the album "Love Songs for the Retarded"
written by
Joe King

Transcontabulated by Johnny Electroshocktherapy

If its wrong, then you fix it.

If anybody knows any Queers songs, ( 'specially Feeling Groovy or Ursula
finally has Tits) then post th' damn things. Get some punk on OLGA t' c
ompete with all that hippie crp already on there.

GRANOLA-HEAD

intro
[(A] [A] [A] [D] [A] [A] [A] [D] [A] [A] [A] [D)]
[E]Eating mushrooms ain't for me[A]

[E]Or getting all screwed up on LSD[A]

[D]Or eating bean sprouts all day long[A]

[D]Or smoking pot out of a bong[A]

[D]Wearin' flowers in my hair[A]

[D]And having dirty underwear[A]

[E]I don't wanna be a granola-he[D]ad[A]

[E]I don't wanna be a granola-he[D]ad[A]

E
Whacke[A]d-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs

[E]Ugly chicks with very hairy legs[A]

[D]I think I'd rather be at home[A]

[D]Listening to the Ramones[A]

[D]Or hanging out and getting drunk[A]

[D]With a bunch of useless punks[A]

CHORUS

[E]Oh can't you see[A]

[E]It's not for me[A]

[D]Eating bean sprouts all day long[A]

[D]And smoking pot out of a bong[A]

[D]Wearing flowers in my hair[A]

[D]And having dirty underwear[A]

CHORUS (2x)