Chord/Tab song: Drunk By Noon (failed - reindex)

Handsome Family - Drunk By Noon

[A]There once was a poodle who [G]thought he was a [D]cowboy,
[A]But he lived in a cage the [G]size of his [D]thumb.
[A]And, though his white horse was a [G]box of tooth[D]picks,
He [A]galloped around until [G]hit by a [D]car.

Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
Just to remind myself I'll never fly.
Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes
Just to pretend I won't scream when I die.

Chorus

If my [G]life was as long as the [D]moon's,
I'd s[G]till be jealous of the [D]sun.
If my l[G]ife lasted only one [D]day,
I'd [E]still be [G]drunk by [D]noon.

Whistle verse

Sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer.
At least then I'll get to watch TV all day.
And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
Even if all my questions are taken away.

Repeat Chorus