On a [A]steamer bound for [D]Baltimore
I said, [E]that's no fun, I've been [A]there before
So I [A]jumped ship in [D]Singapore
With a [E]cook from Mexi[A]co
[A]Got a bowl of [D]shark-fin soup
Ducked [E]into a bar for a [A]couple a scoops
[A]Played some Texas-stud with a [D]circus troop
And they [E]cleaned me out of [A]dough
[E]They cleaned me out of dough
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]No harm, no foul, no [E]crime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]It'll get 'em every [A]time
At [A]dawn they all went [D]back to bed
I [E]went to Borne[A]o instead
Had a [A]hair-of-the dog for my [D]shrunken head
With the [E]Sultan of [A]Brunei
Had a [A]small bit of a [D]seizure
On the [E]way to Micro[A]nesia
Got a [A]bad case of am[D]nesia
And for[E]got to say good[A]bye
[E]Forgot to say goodbye
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]No harm, no foul, no [E]crime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]It'll get 'em every [A]time
[A]Stopped in Tajikistan on the way to Iran
[A]Took a break in Jamaica to work on my tan
[A]Swam from Cayo Fragoso to Carriacou
[A]I climbed Machu Pichu in darkest Peru
[A]Had a pint with the pope and played pool with the queen
[A]She's good with a stick, if you know what I mean
[A]I once had a job riding bulls in Montana
[A]I taught Jimi Hendrix the [E]Star-Spangled Banner
[A]I've been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
[A]I know how to fly, but I [E]won't tell you how
[A]I've been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
[A]I know how to fly, but I [E]won't tell you how
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]No harm, no foul, no [E]crime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]It'll get 'em every [A]time
Bought an [A]ice cold Coca-[D]Cola
From a [E]Congolese high-[A]rollah
Got de[A]ported from An[D]gola
To a [E]castle on the [A]Rhine
Ask [A]anyone that [D]knew me
The E[E]mir of Bahrain [A]sued me
I was [A]in a Blockbuster [D]movie
And I [E]didn't make a [A]dime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]No harm, no foul, no [E]crime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]It'll get 'em every [A]time
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]No harm, no foul, no [E]crime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]It'll get 'em every [A]time
I said, [E]that's no fun, I've been [A]there before
So I [A]jumped ship in [D]Singapore
With a [E]cook from Mexi[A]co
[A]Got a bowl of [D]shark-fin soup
Ducked [E]into a bar for a [A]couple a scoops
[A]Played some Texas-stud with a [D]circus troop
And they [E]cleaned me out of [A]dough
[E]They cleaned me out of dough
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]No harm, no foul, no [E]crime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]It'll get 'em every [A]time
At [A]dawn they all went [D]back to bed
I [E]went to Borne[A]o instead
Had a [A]hair-of-the dog for my [D]shrunken head
With the [E]Sultan of [A]Brunei
Had a [A]small bit of a [D]seizure
On the [E]way to Micro[A]nesia
Got a [A]bad case of am[D]nesia
And for[E]got to say good[A]bye
[E]Forgot to say goodbye
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]No harm, no foul, no [E]crime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]It'll get 'em every [A]time
[A]Stopped in Tajikistan on the way to Iran
[A]Took a break in Jamaica to work on my tan
[A]Swam from Cayo Fragoso to Carriacou
[A]I climbed Machu Pichu in darkest Peru
[A]Had a pint with the pope and played pool with the queen
[A]She's good with a stick, if you know what I mean
[A]I once had a job riding bulls in Montana
[A]I taught Jimi Hendrix the [E]Star-Spangled Banner
[A]I've been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
[A]I know how to fly, but I [E]won't tell you how
[A]I've been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
[A]I know how to fly, but I [E]won't tell you how
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]No harm, no foul, no [E]crime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]It'll get 'em every [A]time
Bought an [A]ice cold Coca-[D]Cola
From a [E]Congolese high-[A]rollah
Got de[A]ported from An[D]gola
To a [E]castle on the [A]Rhine
Ask [A]anyone that [D]knew me
The E[E]mir of Bahrain [A]sued me
I was [A]in a Blockbuster [D]movie
And I [E]didn't make a [A]dime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]No harm, no foul, no [E]crime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]It'll get 'em every [A]time
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]No harm, no foul, no [E]crime
[A]Don't let the [E]truth get in the [D]way of [E]a good story
[D]It'll get 'em every [A]time
