Chord/Tab song: Dick in a Box

Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen

[Fm]Girl you know we've been t[Gm]ogether such a [Cm]long long time
(Such a long time)
[Fm] And now I'm[Gm] ready to[Cm] lay it on the line
[Fm]Wow, you know it's[Gm] Christmas and my[Cm] heart is open wide
(Open wide)
[Fm]Gonna give you[Gm] something so you know what's[Cm] on my mind
(What's on my mind)

[Fm] A gift real[Gm] special,
So [Cm]take off the top
take a look in[Fm]side
[Gm] It's my dick in a [Cm]box
(It's in a box)

[Fm]Not gonna get you[Gm] a diamond ring
[Cm]That sort of gift don't mean anything
[Fm]Not gonna get you a[Gm] fancy car
[Cm]Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

[---]Not gonna get you a [Gm]house in the hills
A [Cm]girl like you needs somethin' real
[Fm]Wanna get you somethin'[Gm] from the heart
[Cm]Somethin' special girl

Fm (let ring)
It's my dick in a box
[Gm] My dick in a [Cm]box babe
It's my dick in a [Fm]box
[Gm] Ooh, my dick in a [Cm]box girl

See I'm [---]wise enough to [Gm]know
When a gift needs [Cm]givin', and I got just the one
[Fm] Somethin' to [Gm]show ya that you are second t[Cm]o none

To all the [Fm]fellas out there with[Gm] ladies to impress
It's [Cm]easy to do just follow these steps:

[(Fm)] 1, cut [Gm]a hole in a box
[Cm]2, put your junk in that box
[(Fm)] 3, make her[Gm] open the box
[Cm]And that's the way you do it

(no chords)
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a [Cm]box babe
It's my dick in a [Fm]box
Oo[Gm]h, my dick in a [Cm]box girl

[(Fm)]Christmas,[(Gm)] dick in a box
[(Cm)]Hanukkah, dick in a box
[(Fm)]Kwanzaa, a[(Gm)] dick in a box
[Cm]Every single holiday a dick in a box

[Fm]Over at your parents' house, a[Gm] dick in a box
[Cm]Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
[Fm]Backstage at the C[Gm]MA's, a dick in a[Cm] box, yeah yeah yeah

(Outro)
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box