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Note: the version played at Lemonic Demonade is in A. Adjust accordingly if you wish.
VERSE (type 1):
One [Gm]cold December night back in [Bb]1984
A [Cm]scientist had found himself [Eb]upon the dance [D]floor
He started [Gm]twitching and shaking like a [Bb]pile of jumping beans
At [Cm]first it looked stupid, but the [Eb]end justi[D]fied the [G]means
( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/l/lemon_demon/dance_like_an_idiot_crd.html )
VERSE (type 2):
Well I [Gm]know its not generally con[Bb]sidered very [F]cool
To [Gm]dance like a nitwit, to [Bb]dance like a [F]fool
But [Cm]now thats just a [Eb]guideline,[D] not a rul[G]e[Bb][F]
CHORUS:
[G]So get off the [Bb]wall, stand proud and [C]tall
Get out there and [Eb]dance like an [D]idiot
[G]You know its all [Bb]good, so rock the neighbor[C]hood
Get out there and [Eb]dance like an [D]idiot
G Bb F (x2)
(INSTRUMENTALS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 1, SPOKEN PARTS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 2)
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Note: the version played at Lemonic Demonade is in A. Adjust accordingly if you wish.
VERSE (type 1):
One [Gm]cold December night back in [Bb]1984
A [Cm]scientist had found himself [Eb]upon the dance [D]floor
He started [Gm]twitching and shaking like a [Bb]pile of jumping beans
At [Cm]first it looked stupid, but the [Eb]end justi[D]fied the [G]means
( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/l/lemon_demon/dance_like_an_idiot_crd.html )
VERSE (type 2):
Well I [Gm]know its not generally con[Bb]sidered very [F]cool
To [Gm]dance like a nitwit, to [Bb]dance like a [F]fool
But [Cm]now thats just a [Eb]guideline,[D] not a rul[G]e[Bb][F]
CHORUS:
[G]So get off the [Bb]wall, stand proud and [C]tall
Get out there and [Eb]dance like an [D]idiot
[G]You know its all [Bb]good, so rock the neighbor[C]hood
Get out there and [Eb]dance like an [D]idiot
G Bb F (x2)
(INSTRUMENTALS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 1, SPOKEN PARTS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 2)