Chord/Tab song: Closer to Heaven

[D]I don't like hummus[A], I hate long lines
[C]Nosey neighbors [G]and Venetian blinds
[D]Chirpy news anchors [A]alter my mood
[C]I'm offended by buzzwords[G] like awesome and dude
[D]I look like a train wreck [A]I feel like a blob
[C]Til you get to know me y[G]ou may think I'm a snob
But I'[D]m closer t[A]o heaven tha[A6]n I've e[D]ver been

I don't eat sushi I don't smoke grass
I don't wear pajama's I don't drive fast
I hate idle gossip and wing tip shoes
Slick politicians give me the blues
I don't like limo's I don't play golf
I don't own a rifle that will blow your head off
But I'm closer to heaven than I've ever been

I'[Bm]m riding th[D]e wave fro[Bm]m cradle t[D]o grave
I'[Bm]m learning t[D]o feel m[G]y hands on th[A]e wheel

I love my friends I love my wife
My four little babies are the light of my life
I love Sissy Spacek I love Guy Clark
All the biscuits and gravy I can eat with a fork
I don't want to be famous who gives a damn
I just want to be happy wherever I am
And I'm closer to heaven than I've ever been
I'm closer to heaven than I've ever been