Chord/Tab song: Clean Underwear

[G] [G]
I was [G]drivin' down U.S. 41
Some [C]idiot crossed the line
[D]Had to swerve to miss him
Knocked down a 'Deer Crossing' [G]sign
Took out some woman's mailbox
Wound [C]up hittin' a pothole
And the [D]last thing I remember
I was (No Chord) chewin' on a telephone pole

But, I had on [G]clean underwear
[C]Clean underwear
Yeah, my [D]momma would've been proud of me
'Cause I had on a pair
I had on [G]clean underwear
When they [C]took me to intensive care
The [D]doctor and nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there
He's got clean underwear"

[G] [C] [D]
I was [G]in there for about a week
And got [C]off the critical list
[D]Scared me up a date
With a physical thera [G]pist
Took her out for dinner and drinks
Wound [C]up back at my pad
[D]She said she liked the lights off
And, (No Chord) boy I was glad

I had on [G]clean underwear
[C]Clean underwear
Yeah, my [D]momma would've been proud of me
'Cause I had on a pair
I had on [G]clean underwear
When I [C]put myself in her care
The [D]good lookin' nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there
Ya got clean underwear"

[G]Clean[G7]
Cl [C]ean
[D]Clean [G]Haynes
BV [C]D's
Oh... [D]........ [G]