Cheaper To Keep Her
By Kevin Fowler
12/15/2008
I [A]asked her what she [D]wanted this year [E]for our anniversar[A]y
She [A]thought about it [D]long and hard [E]then she said to [A]me
"I[A]'d really like [D]a divorce, think I'v[E]e finally had [A]enough"
I said "[A]Honey I wasn't [D]planning on [E]spending quite that [A]much"
Chorus:
Well it's [A]cheaper to [D]keep her than it [E]is to let her [A]go
I [A]just cant seem to [D]say goodbye to half of [E]everything I [A]own
Well I am [A]damned if I [D]do and I'[E]m damned if [A]I dont
Yeah it'[A]s cheaper t[D]o keep her than i[G]t is -[E]--to let he[A]r go
She handed me the papers that she wanted me to sign
She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line
Its not the thought of losing her that really breaks my heart
You see I'm in love with all my stuff and that's the hardest part
Chorus
Bridge:
[E]I started thinking about it, adding it up
[E]The house the boat the car the truck
[E]When i see my attorney going to kick his butt
[E]For talking me out of that damn pre-nup
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By Kevin Fowler
12/15/2008
I [A]asked her what she [D]wanted this year [E]for our anniversar[A]y
She [A]thought about it [D]long and hard [E]then she said to [A]me
"I[A]'d really like [D]a divorce, think I'v[E]e finally had [A]enough"
I said "[A]Honey I wasn't [D]planning on [E]spending quite that [A]much"
Chorus:
Well it's [A]cheaper to [D]keep her than it [E]is to let her [A]go
I [A]just cant seem to [D]say goodbye to half of [E]everything I [A]own
Well I am [A]damned if I [D]do and I'[E]m damned if [A]I dont
Yeah it'[A]s cheaper t[D]o keep her than i[G]t is -[E]--to let he[A]r go
She handed me the papers that she wanted me to sign
She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line
Its not the thought of losing her that really breaks my heart
You see I'm in love with all my stuff and that's the hardest part
Chorus
Bridge:
[E]I started thinking about it, adding it up
[E]The house the boat the car the truck
[E]When i see my attorney going to kick his butt
[E]For talking me out of that damn pre-nup
Chorus
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