YOURE DOWN ON YOUR LUCK
YOU [G7]JUST LOST YOUR TRUCK
YOU C[C]ANT AFFORD ANOTHER BE[Cm]ER
YOURE [G]CREDIT CARDS DONT [G/F#]WORK
AND THE WHOLE WORLD [Em]THINKS YOURE A JERK
YOURE [C]WONDERING HOW YOU WOUND UP [D]HERE
CHORUS:
IT WOULDA BEEN [G]CHEAPER TO [D]KEEP HER [G]AROUND
IT WOULDA BEEN [G]BETTER TO L[D]ET HER KEEP YOU [G]DOWN
L[C]IVIN WITH A CRAZY W[D]IFE, B[G]EATS AN EMPTY [G/F#]BANK ACCO[Em]UNT
IT WOULDA BEEN [G]CHEAPER TO [D]KEEP HER [G]AROUND
[G/F#]NOW YOURE SLE[Em]EPING ON THE COACH OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE
WATCHIN C[G]OLOMBO[G/F#]
[Em]EATIN COLD PIZZA IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
JUST [D]REMEMBER I [Cadd9]TOLD YOU S[D]O
REPEAT CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL: Em G G/F# Em D
SO IF YOURE TH[G]INKIN BOUT [D]SAYIN AD[G]IOS
WELL TA[G]KE IT FROM A F[D]OOL WHO K[G]NOWS
SHES GO[G]NNA SERVE YOU [G7]PAPERS
MAKE YOU P[C]AY THROUGH THE NO[Cm]SE
AND WHEN HER L[G]AWYER GETS[G/F#] THROUGH WITH [Em]YOU
YOURE [Cadd9]GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO M[D]EXICO
REPEAT CHORUS
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND
YOU [G7]JUST LOST YOUR TRUCK
YOU C[C]ANT AFFORD ANOTHER BE[Cm]ER
YOURE [G]CREDIT CARDS DONT [G/F#]WORK
AND THE WHOLE WORLD [Em]THINKS YOURE A JERK
YOURE [C]WONDERING HOW YOU WOUND UP [D]HERE
CHORUS:
IT WOULDA BEEN [G]CHEAPER TO [D]KEEP HER [G]AROUND
IT WOULDA BEEN [G]BETTER TO L[D]ET HER KEEP YOU [G]DOWN
L[C]IVIN WITH A CRAZY W[D]IFE, B[G]EATS AN EMPTY [G/F#]BANK ACCO[Em]UNT
IT WOULDA BEEN [G]CHEAPER TO [D]KEEP HER [G]AROUND
[G/F#]NOW YOURE SLE[Em]EPING ON THE COACH OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE
WATCHIN C[G]OLOMBO[G/F#]
[Em]EATIN COLD PIZZA IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
JUST [D]REMEMBER I [Cadd9]TOLD YOU S[D]O
REPEAT CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL: Em G G/F# Em D
SO IF YOURE TH[G]INKIN BOUT [D]SAYIN AD[G]IOS
WELL TA[G]KE IT FROM A F[D]OOL WHO K[G]NOWS
SHES GO[G]NNA SERVE YOU [G7]PAPERS
MAKE YOU P[C]AY THROUGH THE NO[Cm]SE
AND WHEN HER L[G]AWYER GETS[G/F#] THROUGH WITH [Em]YOU
YOURE [Cadd9]GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO M[D]EXICO
REPEAT CHORUS
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND