Chord/Tab song: Carney Man

Carney

[C]I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes
I want a squirty flower squirt it[F] on you
Like all the b[C]ad clowns do
[G]I want to juggle bowling pins i[F]n the sun[C]
[G]I want to join the circu[F]s, the circus looks like fun[C]
[C]I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight
I'll even sell the corn dogs I don'[F]t care
As long as I[C] am there
[G]I'll hand out baseballs at th[F]e dunk t[C]ank
[G]I'll ride my funny car laughi[F]ng... all the way to the bank[C]

[C]Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
[C]I'm a carney man I'm a carney man carney man carney man

[C]The human cannonball I'll rise above it all
Up higher than the trapeze I can f[F]ly Oh god I'm gonna die[C]
[G]I am a carney worker I mak[F]e two bucks[C]
[G]Every hour come to find out[F] ... this job it really sucks[C]

[C]Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
[C]I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
[C]You need a corndog I can tell You need a corn dog I can tell
[C]I'm a carney man

Notes: If you ever get the chance to see these guys, take advantage.
They really keep the joint rockin' and have a good time.
They also dress up the live version of Carney Man and make it more
"colorful".

You play the C chord with a hammer-on the B string, 3rd fret. If you ever
hear the song
you'll pick right up on the strum pattern.

Please direct all suggestions, corrections, additions,
and cussins to The Big L ([email protected])