[A]Tired of living in Buttholeville
Tired of my job and my wife Lucille
[D]Tired of my kids Ronnie and Neil
[A]Tired of my 68 Bonneville
Working down at Billy Bob's Bar and Grille
The food here tastes like the way I feel
[D]There's a girl on the dance floor dressed to kill
[A]She's the best looking woman in Buttholeville
[A]One day I'm gonna get out of Buttholeville
Gonna reach right in Gonna grab the till
[D]Buy a brand new hat and a Coupe deVille
[A]lay a patch on the road that runs over the hill
There's a beach somewhere where the water's are still
Gonna lay in the sun till my skin peals
[D]Drinking the best scotch whiskey, eating lobster and eel
[A]and I'm never going back to Buttholeville
[A]Never going, never going, never going never going [G]back!
lyrics by Patterson Hood
music by Adam's House Cat (Cooley, Cahoon, Hood, Tremblay)
1990 Cat House Music (ASCAP)
additional music by Drive-by Truckers (Cooley, Hood, Howell, Lane, Neff, and Stacy)
1998 Soul Dump Music
Tabbed by D-PAC
