Key of G.
Fast Tempo
Note: For a more authentic sound, substitute all chords for power chords.
Verse one:
[D]President's bullet-ridden body in the street
[C]Ride, [F]Johnny [D]ride
[(D)]Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
[C]Ride, [F]Johnny [D]ride
[(D)]Johnny's wife is floundering, Johnny's wife is scared
[C]Run, [F]Jackie [D]run
Chorus:
[(D)]Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
[C]Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
[A#]Texas is the reason that the [C]president's dead
[D]You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck
Verse two:
[D]President's bullet-ridden body in the street
[C]Ride, [F]Johnny [D]ride
[(D)]Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
[C]Ride, [F]Johnny [D]ride
Chorus:
[(D)]Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
[C]Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
[A#]Texas is the reason that the [C]president's dead
[D]You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck
Bridge:
[D]Arise Jackie [G]O
[D]Jonathon of [G]Kennedy
[D]Well, arise and [G]be shot down
[D]The dirt's gonna be your [G]dessert
[D]My cum be your [G]life source
[D]And the only way to get it[G]
[D]Is to suck or fk[G]
[D]Or be poor and [G]devoid
[D]And masturbate m[G]e
[D]masturbate me[G]
[D]Then slurp it from your palm[G]
[D]Like a dry desert [G]soaking up rain
[D]Soaking up sun[G]
[D]Like a dry desert [G]soaking up rain
[D]Soaking up sun[G]
Outro: (Instrumental Verse)
[D]
[C] [F] [D]
(Repeat twice)
Fast Tempo
Note: For a more authentic sound, substitute all chords for power chords.
Verse one:
[D]President's bullet-ridden body in the street
[C]Ride, [F]Johnny [D]ride
[(D)]Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
[C]Ride, [F]Johnny [D]ride
[(D)]Johnny's wife is floundering, Johnny's wife is scared
[C]Run, [F]Jackie [D]run
Chorus:
[(D)]Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
[C]Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
[A#]Texas is the reason that the [C]president's dead
[D]You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck
Verse two:
[D]President's bullet-ridden body in the street
[C]Ride, [F]Johnny [D]ride
[(D)]Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
[C]Ride, [F]Johnny [D]ride
Chorus:
[(D)]Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
[C]Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
[A#]Texas is the reason that the [C]president's dead
[D]You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck
Bridge:
[D]Arise Jackie [G]O
[D]Jonathon of [G]Kennedy
[D]Well, arise and [G]be shot down
[D]The dirt's gonna be your [G]dessert
[D]My cum be your [G]life source
[D]And the only way to get it[G]
[D]Is to suck or fk[G]
[D]Or be poor and [G]devoid
[D]And masturbate m[G]e
[D]masturbate me[G]
[D]Then slurp it from your palm[G]
[D]Like a dry desert [G]soaking up rain
[D]Soaking up sun[G]
[D]Like a dry desert [G]soaking up rain
[D]Soaking up sun[G]
Outro: (Instrumental Verse)
[D]
[C] [F] [D]
(Repeat twice)