[Intro]
[F] [C] [Em] [Am] [G] [D/F#]
[Verse]
You p[F]robably pictured it [C]differently[Em]
Than [Am]rusty V[G]Ws all your [D/F#]life
At [F]one point almost married a [C]butcher[Em]
So [Am]solid, so g[G]rounded, a c[D/F#]raftsman, you thought
[Chorus]
Now s[F]olving crosswords in [Em]bed
[F]Leave the light [Em]on, there'[F]s no one tha[G]t minds
[Verse]
[F]'08 you stopped wearin[C]g make-up[Em]
You'r[Am]e sick just[G] thinking[D/F#] about Bangladesh
Your [F]green batik dress doesn'[C]t fit you no more[Em]
That's [Am]a shame cause [G]batik's com[D/F#]ing back
[Chorus]
Now f[F]aint-hearted dance moves in the [Em]bathroom
[F]You and a [Em]mirror, the [F]two of [G]you
[Verse]
[F]One year you dated a pro[C]fessor[Em]
On the [Am]third date he [G]told you he liked [D/F#]peeing games
You always [F]wanted to paint or to [C]emigrate[Em]
But the [Am]hassle and the [G]errands just [D/F#]fked it all up
[Chorus]
[F]Grandma's still sending yo[Em]u money
For [F]one decent [Em]dinner, [F]no +[G]1
[Verse]
[F]Petrarca wrote 300 [C]sonnets[Em]
[Am]All for a [G]woman that [D/F#]didn't exist
On the [F]way home you cried in the [C]taxi[Em]
[Am]Love is an [G]awful [D/F#]enemy, my dear
[Chorus]
[F]This year you are 3[Em]3
[F]But when you [Em]cry you [F]still look [G]16
[F] [C] [Em] [Am] [G] [D/F#]
[Verse]
You p[F]robably pictured it [C]differently[Em]
Than [Am]rusty V[G]Ws all your [D/F#]life
At [F]one point almost married a [C]butcher[Em]
So [Am]solid, so g[G]rounded, a c[D/F#]raftsman, you thought
[Chorus]
Now s[F]olving crosswords in [Em]bed
[F]Leave the light [Em]on, there'[F]s no one tha[G]t minds
[Verse]
[F]'08 you stopped wearin[C]g make-up[Em]
You'r[Am]e sick just[G] thinking[D/F#] about Bangladesh
Your [F]green batik dress doesn'[C]t fit you no more[Em]
That's [Am]a shame cause [G]batik's com[D/F#]ing back
[Chorus]
Now f[F]aint-hearted dance moves in the [Em]bathroom
[F]You and a [Em]mirror, the [F]two of [G]you
[Verse]
[F]One year you dated a pro[C]fessor[Em]
On the [Am]third date he [G]told you he liked [D/F#]peeing games
You always [F]wanted to paint or to [C]emigrate[Em]
But the [Am]hassle and the [G]errands just [D/F#]fked it all up
[Chorus]
[F]Grandma's still sending yo[Em]u money
For [F]one decent [Em]dinner, [F]no +[G]1
[Verse]
[F]Petrarca wrote 300 [C]sonnets[Em]
[Am]All for a [G]woman that [D/F#]didn't exist
On the [F]way home you cried in the [C]taxi[Em]
[Am]Love is an [G]awful [D/F#]enemy, my dear
[Chorus]
[F]This year you are 3[Em]3
[F]But when you [Em]cry you [F]still look [G]16
