[D]Gee, but it's h[A]ard when one [Bm]lowers one's [A]guard to the [G]vultures [A] Now [D]me I re[A]gard it's a [Bm]torturous [A]hardship that [G]smolders [A] Like a [Bm]peppermint [G]eaten a[A]way Will I [Bm]fight, will I [G]swagger or [A]sway? [D]Hee hee, my [A]lady, she [Bm]cries like a [A]baby to [G]scolders [A] See her tumbling...