written by Engvall/Hawksley/Powell 12/1/05 INTRO: A G D A G D [A]EVery year at Christmas time my [G]friends all like to [D]bake They make [A]cookies, rolls, and bread and ham and [G]pie[D] And for [A]some weird reason they all [G]send me a fruit[D]cake When I [A]tell them that I ate it it's a [G]lie[D][B] I [A]use them as an anchor for my...