Intro
[D] [A7]
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[D] There's no such thing [G] as a harmless [A]joke.
[D] There's no such thing [G] as a gentle [A]toke.
[D] There's no such thing [G] as Pamela [A]Jack.
Who's got the crack?[D]
Wh[G]o-o-[A]o's got the cr[D]ack? (X3)
[D] I am a goat [G] in a moat [A] with a boat.
Who's got the crack?[D]
Wh[G]o-o-[A]o's got the cr[D]ack? (X3)
[D] I like it when [G] my hair is p[A]oofy.
[D] I like it when you [G]slip me a r[A]oofy.
[D] I like it when [G] you've got the c[A]rack
Who's got the crack?[D]
Wh[G]o-o-[A]o's got the cr[D]ack? (X3)
[D] I wanna be a hippy, but I [G]forgot how to l[A]ove.
[D] It's hard to be a garbage man, when a [G]sailor stole my g[A]love.
[D] I wanna be reckless, but I'm [G]feeling so up[A]tight.
[D] Put your mamma in a headlock, baby, [G] and do it r[A]ight!
Who's got the crack?![D]
Wh[G]o-o-[A]o's got the cr[D]ack? (X3)
Enjoy! Stay in school, and don't do drugs! :P
[D] [A7]
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[D] There's no such thing [G] as a harmless [A]joke.
[D] There's no such thing [G] as a gentle [A]toke.
[D] There's no such thing [G] as Pamela [A]Jack.
Who's got the crack?[D]
Wh[G]o-o-[A]o's got the cr[D]ack? (X3)
[D] I am a goat [G] in a moat [A] with a boat.
Who's got the crack?[D]
Wh[G]o-o-[A]o's got the cr[D]ack? (X3)
[D] I like it when [G] my hair is p[A]oofy.
[D] I like it when you [G]slip me a r[A]oofy.
[D] I like it when [G] you've got the c[A]rack
Who's got the crack?[D]
Wh[G]o-o-[A]o's got the cr[D]ack? (X3)
[D] I wanna be a hippy, but I [G]forgot how to l[A]ove.
[D] It's hard to be a garbage man, when a [G]sailor stole my g[A]love.
[D] I wanna be reckless, but I'm [G]feeling so up[A]tight.
[D] Put your mamma in a headlock, baby, [G] and do it r[A]ight!
Who's got the crack?![D]
Wh[G]o-o-[A]o's got the cr[D]ack? (X3)
Enjoy! Stay in school, and don't do drugs! :P
