Chord/Tab song: Wheaties Box

Wheaties Box
written by Rick Moranis
2/24/06

INTRO: G

I can [G]kick up my heels
I can [C]raise a glass to a good set of [G]wheels
And I can [G]ride a pony
I can [C]settle a score between a couple of [G]friends, no more
And if I [C]need to I can walk the [G]walk
And if you [C]ask me I can talk the [G]talk
And if I [C]have to I'll stand [G]tall in [G/F#]these here [C]socks
But I'll [Am]never be on a Wheaties [D]box

I can [G]make a pie
I can [C]help pick out an outfit to match the [G]color of your eye
And I can [G]tie a roast
I can [C]make 4 different lunches and not [G]burn the toast
And if I [C]need to I can be a [G]rock
And if you [C]ask me nice well I would say just [G]knock
But if you [C]give me the keys I can un[G]lock all [G/F#]of your [C]locks
But I'll [Am]never be on a Wheaties [D]box

I [C]may not be an [G]Adonis
I [C]might not sink my putts like Tiger [G]Woods
I [C]may not have those washboard abs but I [G]sure can [G/F#]do the [C]wash
And my [Am]ironing is pretty [D]good

I can [G]prune the plants
I can [C]stencil a whole floor and not [G]ruin my pants
And I can g[G]laze a room
I can [C]weave a wicked tablecloth on my [G]antique loom
And if your [C]cue is slippin' here take my [G]chalk
And if you w[G]ant a kung pao well let me grease my [G]wok
And if you [C]really gotta have those Callo[G]ways I'll [G/F#]sell some [Cm]stocks
But I'll [Am]never, no I'll never[D]

[C]Ti amo il mio caro [G]ma il ill non e
Mai [C]su una scat[D]ola dei [C]Wheat[G]ies