W a i t i n g
S T E P H E N L Y N C H
+ This file is Jordan Lapping?s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
[A] [Am] [Asus4] [B7] [C] [Cmaj7] [D] [E] [Em]
VERSE 1:
[Em]It?s out of my hands and all I can do it wait[Cmaj7]
It?s the not knowing that has put me in this state[Am]
The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great[B7]
I?ve done my part so now it?s in the hands of fate...
CHORUS 1:
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
I sho[D]uldn?t have fucked that prostitute with[B7]out a prophylactic
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
Regr[D]et is dripping from me like my s[B7]emen down her crack
And now I w[Em]ait?
VERSE 2:
[Em]My nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat[Cmaj7]
I know the nurse will say, ?It?s time to have a chat?[Am]
At least I?ll never worry about getting... fat[B7]
(stop) N/C
I should think positive ? no, wait, I didn?t say that!
CHORUS 2:
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
I ne[D]ver should have blown the tranny [B7]in my Cadillac
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
I just h[D]ad to taste that sweet, forbidden n[B7]ectar from his sack
[Em]And now I wait?
VERSE 3:
[Em]Is it over, will my jersey be retired?[Cmaj7]
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?[Am]
B7 (stop)
Did I make a difference, was my life inspired?
N/C
Will Denzel Washington defend me when I?m fired?
CHORUS 3:
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
E[D]ating assholes shouldn?t be an a[B7]phrodisiac
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
[D]If I?m clean I swear to God I w[B7]ill stop shooting smack... probably
INTERLUDE:
Em - A - Asus4 - A (x2)
BRIDGE:
B[Em]oys and girls, don't b[A]e n[Asus4]ieve -[A] t[Em]ake it from your U[A]ncle [Asus4]Steve[A]
A[Em]IDS cares not whom i[A]t a[Asus4]ffects;[A] ca[Em]ught from unprot[A]ected [Asus4]sex[A]
S[Em]haring needles, bl[A]ood or [Asus4]spit, [A]or p[Em]iss or semen, [A]even[Asus4] shit[A]
From h[Em]andshakes, sneezes, t[A]oilet [Asus4]seats[A]
From m[Em]onkey bites and unc[A]ooked [Asus4]meats[A]
From d[Em]irty coins and dr[A]eadlocked [Asus4]hair[A]
From c[Em]ertain children i[A]n day[Asus4]care[A]
From dr[Em]inking water, br[A]eathing [Asus4]air[A]
I t[Em]ell you, AIDS is e[A]very[Asus4]where (![A])
PRE-OUTRO:
Oh G[C]od, I can't take a[D]nymore!
I th[C]ink I'll run right o[D]ut that door!
But w[C]ait, the nurse comes str[D]aight away!
C (single strum) D (single strum)
Tell me, what does my test say...?
OUTRO:
I?m ok[E]ay!
I[D]?m ok[E]ay!
I[D]?m ok[E]ay!
It?s j[D]ust chlam[E]ydia...
S T E P H E N L Y N C H
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping?s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
[A] [Am] [Asus4] [B7] [C] [Cmaj7] [D] [E] [Em]
e]---0----0----0---------0----0----2----0----0---|
B]---2----1----3----0----1----0----3----0----0---|
G]---2----2----2----2----0----0----2----1----0---|
D]---2----2----2----1----2----2----0----2----2---|
A]---0----0----0----2----3----3---------2----2---|
E]------------------0---------3---------0----0---|
VERSE 1:
[Em]It?s out of my hands and all I can do it wait[Cmaj7]
It?s the not knowing that has put me in this state[Am]
The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great[B7]
I?ve done my part so now it?s in the hands of fate...
CHORUS 1:
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
I sho[D]uldn?t have fucked that prostitute with[B7]out a prophylactic
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
Regr[D]et is dripping from me like my s[B7]emen down her crack
And now I w[Em]ait?
VERSE 2:
[Em]My nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat[Cmaj7]
I know the nurse will say, ?It?s time to have a chat?[Am]
At least I?ll never worry about getting... fat[B7]
(stop) N/C
I should think positive ? no, wait, I didn?t say that!
CHORUS 2:
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
I ne[D]ver should have blown the tranny [B7]in my Cadillac
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
I just h[D]ad to taste that sweet, forbidden n[B7]ectar from his sack
[Em]And now I wait?
VERSE 3:
[Em]Is it over, will my jersey be retired?[Cmaj7]
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?[Am]
B7 (stop)
Did I make a difference, was my life inspired?
N/C
Will Denzel Washington defend me when I?m fired?
CHORUS 3:
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
E[D]ating assholes shouldn?t be an a[B7]phrodisiac
Waiting [Em]for my AIDS test to c[C]ome back
[D]If I?m clean I swear to God I w[B7]ill stop shooting smack... probably
INTERLUDE:
Em - A - Asus4 - A (x2)
BRIDGE:
B[Em]oys and girls, don't b[A]e n[Asus4]ieve -[A] t[Em]ake it from your U[A]ncle [Asus4]Steve[A]
A[Em]IDS cares not whom i[A]t a[Asus4]ffects;[A] ca[Em]ught from unprot[A]ected [Asus4]sex[A]
S[Em]haring needles, bl[A]ood or [Asus4]spit, [A]or p[Em]iss or semen, [A]even[Asus4] shit[A]
From h[Em]andshakes, sneezes, t[A]oilet [Asus4]seats[A]
From m[Em]onkey bites and unc[A]ooked [Asus4]meats[A]
From d[Em]irty coins and dr[A]eadlocked [Asus4]hair[A]
From c[Em]ertain children i[A]n day[Asus4]care[A]
From dr[Em]inking water, br[A]eathing [Asus4]air[A]
I t[Em]ell you, AIDS is e[A]very[Asus4]where (![A])
PRE-OUTRO:
Oh G[C]od, I can't take a[D]nymore!
I th[C]ink I'll run right o[D]ut that door!
But w[C]ait, the nurse comes str[D]aight away!
C (single strum) D (single strum)
Tell me, what does my test say...?
OUTRO:
I?m ok[E]ay!
I[D]?m ok[E]ay!
I[D]?m ok[E]ay!
It?s j[D]ust chlam[E]ydia...
