Intro: Em Cmaj7 Am(9) B7 Em Cmaj7 Am(9) B7
[Em]I hope you hang yourself with your H&M [Cmaj7]scarf
While jing off listening to [Am(9)]mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing[B7] you were in the rain reading Hemingway
[Em]You don?t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
[Cmaj7]You?re so indie rock it?s almost an [Am(9)]art
You need SPF 45[B7] just to stay alive
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like[Cmaj7] boys
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like[B7] boys
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys[Cmaj7]
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like?
[Em]You?re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
[Cmaj7]You?re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
[Am(9)]Secretly you?re so amused
That no[B7]body understands you
[Em]I?m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
[Cmaj7]I?m so angry cause you?d rather MySpace instead
[Am(9)]I can?t believe I fell in love with s[B7]omeone that wears more make up than...
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like[Cmaj7] boys
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like[B7] boys
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys[Cmaj7]
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like?[B7][Cmaj7][C#m7(b5)]
Ur so [B7]gay ur so gay
[Em7]You walk around like you?re oh so debonair
[Cmaj7]You pull em' down and there?s really nothing there
[Am(9)]I wish you would just b[B7(4)/D#]e real with me
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like[Cmaj7] boys
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like[B7] boys
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys[Cmaj7]
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like[B7]? PENIS!
[Em]I hope you hang yourself with your H&M [Cmaj7]scarf
While jing off listening to [Am(9)]mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing[B7] you were in the rain reading Hemingway
[Em]You don?t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
[Cmaj7]You?re so indie rock it?s almost an [Am(9)]art
You need SPF 45[B7] just to stay alive
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like[Cmaj7] boys
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like[B7] boys
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys[Cmaj7]
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like?
[Em]You?re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
[Cmaj7]You?re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
[Am(9)]Secretly you?re so amused
That no[B7]body understands you
[Em]I?m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
[Cmaj7]I?m so angry cause you?d rather MySpace instead
[Am(9)]I can?t believe I fell in love with s[B7]omeone that wears more make up than...
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like[Cmaj7] boys
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like[B7] boys
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys[Cmaj7]
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like?[B7][Cmaj7][C#m7(b5)]
Ur so [B7]gay ur so gay
[Em7]You walk around like you?re oh so debonair
[Cmaj7]You pull em' down and there?s really nothing there
[Am(9)]I wish you would just b[B7(4)/D#]e real with me
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like[Cmaj7] boys
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like[B7] boys
[Em]You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys[Cmaj7]
No you don?t even like
[Am(9)]No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like[B7]? PENIS!